I have two words for the idiot wanting people to inject themselves with disinfectant.

[onecaliberal]

You first.

[hlthe2b]

1. and "lather, repeat..."

[SWBTATTReg]

2. My first thought was 'go ahead!'. Your two words are pretty good!

[RT Atlanta]

3. +1

like this one better

will be a lot of self-selection going on.

[Solly Mack]

4. I will happily hold their beer.

And watch.

[Newest Reality]

5. Let's not forget:

Be my guest.

Knock yourself out.

Go for it!

Why ask why?

[Maeve]

6. If I were feeling evil...

I'd tell them it is even more effective if you mix it with ammonia...

(for the sarcasm-impaired, that is a POISONOUS combination)

[nature-lover]

7. I like yours but I can do it in one word. Resign.

I called both of my senators this morning. This dangerous behavior cannot be tolerated any longer.

[onecaliberal]

8. I like yours the best.