Oh right, that asshole (Today's Big Stuff x Adam Parkhomenko)

[Celerity]

Bill Barr, who has spent the last few weeks vacationing in Trump’s small intestine, emerged to do a Fox interview and remind everyone what a huge piece of shit he is.

First, he attacked Democrats for criticizing Trump, who he said has been very “statesmanlike” during this nightmare. Then, he decided to go ahead and made a decision on the bullshit investigation into the origins of the Russia investigation.

We recommend reading Aaron Blake with WaPo on this because he really nailed it. But no, AG Kissass, this was not a travesty. Trump’s campaign and family were meeting with representatives of a foreign government while they were attacking us. What do you call the people who know that but have lied and covered it up? Oh yeah, dirty fucking traitors. More: Washington Post

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. When Joe Biden becomes President, God willing, I hope Barr is

the very first cabinet officer he sacks. I want federal marshals to march Barr out of his office at 12:01 p.m. on 20 January 2021 and leave him standing in the parking lot, carrying a cardboard box containing his family photos and some stolen office supplies, where he can wait in the rain for a taxi to take him home. Or to jail, whichever comes soonest.

[BSdetect]

2. Straight to Gitmo