Trump could shoot Collins in the middle of 5th Ave.....&

[kpete]

[dewsgirl]

1. lol..🤣

[Coventina]

2. I would let her know I'm concerned about it, though.

[durablend]

3. But would she still vote for anything he wants?

"All signs point to yes"

[dalton99a]

4. And then she would apologize for stopping the president's bullet

[CaptYossarian]

5. I'm getting my thoughts and prayers ready.

It's still considered gun violence even if a president does it, right?

[Different Drummer]

20. Depends.

Democrat? Gun violence.

Repube? Okey, dokey!

[marieo1]

6. dimwit

Susan Collins is a dimwit - she is a puppet with no concern for anyone except herself and the rep party

[BluesRunTheGame]

7. That my be true but I'll bet she's smart enough...

...to avoid 5th Ave from now on.

[lastlib]

21. She's a jellyfish, not a senator.

Spineless, floats with the current, and feeds from the bottom.

Welcome to DU!

[RestoreAmerica2020]

8. She may or may not --quien sabes, who knows?

[zentrum]

9. On the other hand---

....maybe she's a zombie.

[Perseus]

10. Great tweet

That goes for Lil' Marco Rubio, McConnell, Gym Jordan, and many more as well...Oh, and lets not forget Nunes who would running to give trump the bullet he used to shoot Collins, all cleaned up and shined of course.

[not_the_one]

18. One does what one has to do. Lil' Marco Rubio, McConnell, Gym Jordan, Nunes

have all EARNED the pearl necklaces "bestowed on" them by the Great One. Tissues, anyone?

NOT to disparage pearl necklaces... Ah, I remember. It was a dark and stormy night, at the Rocky Horror Picture Show ...

[IronLionZion]

11. Let this be her last year in public office ever

I hope this is Trump's last year of freedom before joining the rest of his buddies in prison.

[keepthemhonestO]

12. too funny

and sad at the same time. What a world

[calimary]

13. Yeah, no kidding.

[MasonDreams]

14. Reminds me of Dick Cheney, shot a republican in the face, then he apologized to Dick. For what

exactly I'm not sure.

[LW1977]

15. She's disappointed in that Nigerian Prince's course of action..

..but she has complete confidence that she’ll receive her inheritance. She also can’t seem to figure out why her bank account is wiped clean.

[BHDem53]

16. And she hopes he

learned his lesson.

[BobTheSubgenius]

17. He could shoot Collins in the middle of 5th Avenue.

Or vice versa. Either way is fine.

[DFW]

19. But in the end, she would vote to acquit him

Engraved on her tombstone would be the following:

"His action did not rise to an impeachable offense. I think he has learned his lesson."

[Brother Mythos]

22. Sad, but totally believable.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

23. But sure the mild consternation expressed by a few of his supporters surely caused him to

learn his lesson.

[johnnyfins]

24. thoughts and prayers

for that old bag with the bad dye job

[cstanleytech]

25. Nah, she would express her concern but after due deliberations she would agree with his choice.

[Laelth]

26. Ain't that the truth! n/t

-Laelth

[lapfog_1]

27. I'm sure she will express her opinion that he "learned his lesson"

and her concern that the gun recoil might have injured his tiny hands.

[Evolve Dammit]

28. She might go from "concerned" to "disappointed" as she wained.. but maybe not.

She just hailed Paul LePage at a local fundraiser as the best thing in Maine politics, who mayyyy come back. They are sooo cute together. Snuggly Wuggly. She is just as horrible only with a smarmy, false image that has kept her safe from voters, until November.

[Ahpook]

29. That thing should not be able to do anything like this

I remember going to Jim Morrison's grave and paying respect. Trump, will get a lump of dog turd and a healthy piss.

Fuck you, Trump!

He has to get out of his position soon.

Let's vote this asshole out, please!!!

Oh, and fuck her, too

[tclambert]

30. But she would vote to give him more ammunition.

[Alwaysna]

31. She shouldn't be on 5th Avenue alone...

She should take Doug Collins for protection.

[Cha]

32. BREAKING: Sara Gideon, the Democratic challenger to GOP Sen. Susan Collins of Maine is now leading -

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