It's not like I'm obsessed with fashion.

[BigDemVoter]

But seriously, Pussy-Grabber looks appropriately like a fucking clown. If he's so goddamned rich, somebody is getting paid to dress him in clown pants that are too long and don't fit his well-fed proportions. And his suits? Goddamn. Maybe it's just a question of sloth, as we are all familiar with his piggy behavior.

I guess image is not a concern for Pussy-Grabber. Why waste money on suits when his deplorable supporters don't care?

[napi21]

1. I don't think it's that he doesn't pay the big bucks for his clothes. He just looks sloppy in all

of them. Remember how awful his tux looked at the celebration with the Queen (I think that was it). All the ladies looked beautiful in their gowns, and their gents wore the typical tux. DT wore some different style that made him look like some poorly dressed clown!

I'm surprised his daughter doesn't tell him, or maybe she did and he wouldn't listen.

[UniteFightBack]

3. I really don't think his family tells him much of anything...that is not allowed. nt

[Elwood P Dowd]

2. He is definitely not Dapper Don.

The adjective "dapper" belongs to Obama. I wonder if anyone has ever told him that he looks like a slob compared to "44"?

[captain queeg]

4. That would really get his undies in a twist

But really, like everyone says, that’s what a good tailor can do; make someone look good. Obviously their work would be cut out for them, but I’m sure someone could do a lot better. Unfortunately, the Donald knows more about anything than anyone so he would apply his vast knowledge to over rule a tailor. And one can only assume he has stiffed anyone who ever did some tailoring for him. In fact sometimes I wonder if someone is getting their revenge on him by letting him design his own clothing.

[Hekate]

6. The magazine GQ did a photoshop make-over on him during his campaign...

Because he looked awful even then (worse now). They didn't change his body shape, just "tailored" his suits to fit right. It made a bigly difference.

However, I suspect no one in his family or otherwise is allowed to ever criticize or suggest anything about his appearance. He has a ferocious temper and would make their lives hell if they did.

He is enormously vain, as the whole world can see from his clownish makeup and hair -- but he is also enormously delusional. He literally cannot see what we see.

That's why I joke that he has a magic mirror, perhaps stolen from the wicked stepmother of Snow White, that shows him as he imagines himself to be: powerful, tan, not thin but well-muscled, a full head of hair, and irresistible to women. Or maybe, now that I think of it, the Mirror of Erised.

His vanity and delusions would be pathetic if they were not so dangerous to the nation and the world.

[More_Cowbell]

5. I believe he's wearing some kind of back brace or truss

He has something, the last year or so, that makes his suit jacket flip out in back.

If you believe Noel Casler, Trump's also wearing adult diapers so maybe his pants are bigger for that.

[lunatica]

7. When you see photos of him in his golfing clothes you

can see that his taylor really does make him look better. But you know what they say about a sows ear...

[Buns_of_Fire]

9. The SS probably has him wearing two sets of Kevlar undies.

One set to protect him from The Bad Guys (tm), and one set to protect him from his own staff.

So far as his suit jacket flipping out in back, there's a simple explanation: duckbutt.

(Apparently, he's also got the other Donald's temper, too. I wonder if he also sounds like him when he has a tantrum.)

[musette_sf]

8. I believe that he won't allow anyone to touch him

or measure him for clothes. He wears his clothes off the rack and looks like crap.