Q: John McCain was 5' 9" tall. Why was his coffin a little over six feet long?

[11 Bravo]

A: The extra few inches were required to accommodate the spine, balls, and last shreds of dignity belonging to Lindsey Graham; because those items were clearly interred along with the mortal remains of the late Senator from Arizona.

[maxsolomon]

1. The joke's on Cindy McCain, because those parts never existed.

HE WAS A HOUSE IMPEACHMENT MANAGER IN 1999.

[madaboutharry]

2. What I remember is how he said cruel and hurtful

things about Chelsea Clinton when she was 12 years old.

I don't understand why people say McCain was a great person. He wasn't.

[cwydro]

4. What did he say?

I don’t remember that.

[madaboutharry]

6. This:

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He called her "The White House dog."

He said this when Chelsea was a 12 year old child. Years later, in an interview, Chelsea recounted how devastated and hurt she was.

I think this one incident demonstrated a complete lack of character.

Edit: My mistake. It was Rush Limbaugh who said the above about Chelsea.

John McCain said this about Chelsea Clinton when she was 18:

Cross the pond and that is exactly what happened to John McCain at a fundraising dinner in Arizona a decade ago. “Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly?” he told a handful of big Republican funders. “Because Janet Reno is her father.”

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/sep/02/women.johnmccain

[iscooterliberally]

7. I thought it was Rush Limbaugh who said that about Chelsea? n/t

[dware]

8. Rush Limpballs said that

not Sen. John McCain.

What a disgusting POS.

[madaboutharry]

9. I corrected it.

Thanks.

[Buckeyeblue]

17. And yet the cold hearted murderer Hillary Clinton allowed him to continue to live?

If she had the ability to have people whacked as some nut jobs claim, Rush would have been neutralized long ago. If only...

[cwydro]

12. Yes, that's the one I remembered.

Not the dog one.

Disgusting either way.

[Demonaut]

16. remove your post then

[Demonaut]

15. he was, and he didn't like trump

[pwb]

3. Graham is a phony. He followed McCain like a baby duck following Mom.

Now he doesn't know how to act?

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

5. John McCain was a RethugliKKKon asshole, like the rest of 'em... never forget that!!

Bernie/Elizabeth or Elizabeth/Bernie 2020!!
Either way, they're stronger together!!
Welcome to the revolution!!!

[11 Bravo]

10. I didn't address that. I simply pointed out that McCain is dead ...

and that Lindsey Graham has no balls, spine, or dignity.

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

11. Fair enough... I wasn't trying to put words in your mouth. All the best.

Bernie/Elizabeth or Elizabeth/Bernie 2020!!
Either way, they're stronger together!!
Welcome to the revolution!!!

[Joinfortmill]

13. OMG!

ROFL

[gopiscrap]

14. love it