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Gwyneth Paltrow is endorsing a gold dildo (Original Post) Cyrano Dec 2019 OP
Jeebers. marble falls Dec 2019 #1
wonder if there is one or more at the wh...... getagrip_already Dec 2019 #2
Talk about cumming into money Botany Dec 2019 #3
LOL RT Atlanta Dec 2019 #5
Gwyneth is kind of nuts Botany Dec 2019 #7
Kind of? smirkymonkey Dec 2019 #17
She's a nutcase for sure. cwydro Dec 2019 #40
Jeez. How many products is she gonna pitch for one orifice? SuprstitionAintthWay Dec 2019 #15
FYI Ms. Gwyenth has also shared w/us another "love orifice" Botany Dec 2019 #21
For a moment I hovered over that link then... ehhhh-no. Gidney N Cloyd Dec 2019 #44
Then you clicked on it. Botany Dec 2019 #45
No! No, I really didn't. :-) Gidney N Cloyd Dec 2019 #49
There are some things I'd rather... 3catwoman3 Dec 2019 #54
it worked... RT Atlanta Dec 2019 #4
I'm glad it's not an orange one. CentralMass Dec 2019 #6
LoL dewsgirl Dec 2019 #8
See, she's just like the rest of us Bettie Dec 2019 #9
Lol I know right!? Volaris Dec 2019 #25
$14,000 for something like that? Blue_true Dec 2019 #47
What a ridiculous waste of money & how pretentious Pachamama Dec 2019 #10
Hollywood celebrities are disgusting and live in their own bubble ansible Dec 2019 #20
Maybe I dismissed that stuff as porn, do women actually use those things? Blue_true Dec 2019 #46
Sex toys aren't porn - Women and men use them - alone and together Pachamama Dec 2019 #50
Yeah. Spending $14,000 on it is past dumb, IMO. nt Blue_true Dec 2019 #59
Didn't she pull a Sean Young Arthur_Frain Dec 2019 #11
It's definitely GOOPy. MineralMan Dec 2019 #12
For President? ChubbyStar Dec 2019 #13
Ahem ... she's also selling them FakeNoose Dec 2019 #14
She must really miss Iron Man. Efilroft Sul Dec 2019 #16
Ha. SuprstitionAintthWay Dec 2019 #18
Huh. I opened this post to see which political candidate was a golden dildo.... nt LAS14 Dec 2019 #19
Reminds me of Quackers Dec 2019 #22
Better gift than a Peloton Dem4Life1102 Dec 2019 #23
+1 Anon-C Dec 2019 #29
Shes late to the party. The Republicans have been doing that all year... Volaris Dec 2019 #24
Bazinga! Wawannabe Dec 2019 #31
For President? We already have a gold dildo for president. apcalc Dec 2019 #26
Does that price include batteries? yonder Dec 2019 #27
I definitely didn't take it as a joke. Smh. BootinUp Dec 2019 #28
Funny jayschool2013 Dec 2019 #30
LOL! EndlessWire Dec 2019 #42
to be fair... handmade34 Dec 2019 #32
Ivanka is gonna be soooo jealous liberaltrucker Dec 2019 #33
Melania's Christmas present? redstatebluegirl Dec 2019 #34
No Trump is getting her a Peloton Dem4Life1102 Dec 2019 #36
I can't understand why anyone would listen to anything this twit has to say. llmart Dec 2019 #35
Damn! RobinA Dec 2019 #37
She's a perfect example of PT Barnum's famous quote. I think we all know it. cwydro Dec 2019 #38
Her article about anal sex was....informative. Kaleva Dec 2019 #39
Paltrow is endorsing Trump?! Shaddox Dec 2019 #41
I love fucking gold. Iggo Dec 2019 #43
+1000000 Pachamama Dec 2019 #51
When you said a "golden dildo" I immediately thought she was endorsing trump! George II Dec 2019 #48
I liked her better as an Elf Hekate Dec 2019 #52
50+ posts and nobody has yet mentioned the infamous GOOP jade vaginal egg... RockRaven Dec 2019 #53
Does she also endorse perineal sun-bathing? Hekate Dec 2019 #56
At least this item would last longer than the similarly... 3catwoman3 Dec 2019 #55
"...can't put a price on pleasure." keithbvadu2 Dec 2019 #57
I can't stand that woman. Nt raccoon Dec 2019 #58
Our society has come to this shanti Dec 2019 #60
 

cwydro

(51,308 posts)
40. She's a nutcase for sure.
Tue Dec 10, 2019, 06:03 PM
Dec 2019

Or maybe a very shrewd business woman laughing her ass off at so many people who buy into her nonsense.

Botany

(70,291 posts)
45. Then you clicked on it.
Tue Dec 10, 2019, 08:19 PM
Dec 2019


Btw if something works for Ms. Paltrow or anybody else and nobody is hurt and you don't scare the kids or livestock fine but please don't share it with us.

Gidney N Cloyd

(19,781 posts)
49. No! No, I really didn't. :-)
Tue Dec 10, 2019, 10:10 PM
Dec 2019

I have no big problem with Paltrow. To each their own. But I stumbled into info about her personal care some years ago and I really don't want to do that again.

Blue_true

(31,261 posts)
47. $14,000 for something like that?
Tue Dec 10, 2019, 08:37 PM
Dec 2019

People that pay out that much for something like that are likely ok with driving right pass starving homeless people.

Pachamama

(16,875 posts)
10. What a ridiculous waste of money & how pretentious
Tue Dec 10, 2019, 12:52 PM
Dec 2019

A Dildo made of Gold or Stainless Steel? Because you can afford it?

A Dildo that gets ice cold as a metal and has to be warmed up before using? Seriously?

Anyone stupid enough to spend that money on a dildo and put it in them deserves an icy chill.

A dildo should be “fleshy” from silicon and feel warm - like the real thing.

No thank you Gwyneth - I will stick with a nice traditional one of silicon for under $100 and then spend the remaining $14900 on Gold coins and hold on to those babies.

Blue_true

(31,261 posts)
46. Maybe I dismissed that stuff as porn, do women actually use those things?
Tue Dec 10, 2019, 08:28 PM
Dec 2019

If so, they should simply spend a few hundred buck one and get those massage thingies that their makers claim give orgasms galore.

Pachamama

(16,875 posts)
50. Sex toys aren't porn - Women and men use them - alone and together
Wed Dec 11, 2019, 01:26 AM
Dec 2019

But needing 24K gold?

I don't know what to call that, but I think that putting 24K in your private parts isn't going to give arousal...unless its mentally something they get off on....

As I stated, I just think that is so pretentious and frankly - dumb in my opinion whoever spends their money that way.

FakeNoose

(32,356 posts)
14. Ahem ... she's also selling them
Tue Dec 10, 2019, 01:09 PM
Dec 2019

... in your choice of gold or silver.

Where do you put the battery?

jayschool2013

(2,309 posts)
30. Funny
Tue Dec 10, 2019, 02:40 PM
Dec 2019

I don't see color. I just see a dildo.

I have a dream that one day we will live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their dildo but by the explosiveness of their orgasms. I have a dream.

llmart

(15,501 posts)
35. I can't understand why anyone would listen to anything this twit has to say.
Tue Dec 10, 2019, 04:45 PM
Dec 2019

She seriously seems like a whackadoodle to me.

 

cwydro

(51,308 posts)
38. She's a perfect example of PT Barnum's famous quote. I think we all know it.
Tue Dec 10, 2019, 06:00 PM
Dec 2019

Imagine spending that kind of money on that kind of thing, and imagine the good that money could do somewhere else.

Kaleva

(36,147 posts)
39. Her article about anal sex was....informative.
Tue Dec 10, 2019, 06:02 PM
Dec 2019

The part I remember is where it was said that given the nature of the act, accidents will happen but if a couple loves each other, the incidents can be handled with respect and dignity.

RockRaven

(14,784 posts)
53. 50+ posts and nobody has yet mentioned the infamous GOOP jade vaginal egg...
Wed Dec 11, 2019, 02:00 AM
Dec 2019

I don't mean to sound judge-y but I thought someone would have mentioned it by now... Paltrow's dumbassed-to-dangerous quackery is pretty notorious, at least in some circles.

Shout-out to whoever mentioned vaginal steaming in a post above -- this one's for you...

Hekate

(90,202 posts)
56. Does she also endorse perineal sun-bathing?
Wed Dec 11, 2019, 03:27 AM
Dec 2019

The only place I ever hear of her at all is on Steven Colbert -- and he makes fun of her with his "Covetton" line of whacked-out and expensive items.

I really can never twll tell she is just having us all on, and it's all just a massive joke on her part.

3catwoman3

(23,820 posts)
55. At least this item would last longer than the similarly...
Wed Dec 11, 2019, 02:19 AM
Dec 2019

...shaped $150,000 banana/duct tape “art” that could probably serve a similar purpose.

keithbvadu2

(36,369 posts)
57. "...can't put a price on pleasure."
Wed Dec 11, 2019, 04:41 AM
Dec 2019

"...can’t put a price on pleasure.”

She doesn't seem to have a problem doing so.

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