Tenflusher Trump

[Kid Berwyn]

The great Guardian cartoonist Steve Bell has long captured Trump as a toilet bowl with an unhinged lid. Now the idea has become Trump’s own self-selected handle for infamy.

[Tanuki]

1. This made me think if a word I haven't heard in a long time...."four flusher."

It fits him to a "T".

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_flush

"four flush (also flush draw) is a poker hand that is one card short of being a full flush.[1] Four flushingrefers to empty boasting[2] or unsuccessful bluffing,[3]and a four flusher is a person who makes empty boasts or bluffs when holding a four flush.[1][4] Four flusher can also refer to a welcher, piker, or braggart.[5]This pejorative term originated in the 19th century when bluffing poker players misrepresented that they had a flush—a poker hand with five cards all of one suit—when they only had four cards of one suit.[3][4][6]Optimal strategies for bluffing or folding when holding a four flush have been explored extensively in poker strategy books.[7][8][9][10][11]"

[Kid Berwyn]

6. Tenflusher does fit him to a "T"

The Con is a Four-Flushing Fraud. Thank you for the etymology, Tanuki. He’s every word in that definition, too.

[Arthur_Frain]

2. The visuals that I just cannot unsee now

They’re gonna unman me.....

[Kid Berwyn]

7. A Twitler wrapped up in an enema.

Anti-mnemonic device: try to remember for a second and then what were we talking about?

[erronis]

8. "That key is Russian national interest". trump needs the Highest Colonic!

I'm sure that his Highest Colonic Majesty would view that as an honor.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/riddle_wrapped_up_in_an_enigma

Winston Churchill (1939-10-01) The Russian Enigma?[2] (BBC Broadcast, in English), London: “I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key. That key is Russian national interest.”

[Kid Berwyn]

13. The hidden made plain.

Sorry I can’t get the image to paste:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2017/apr/11/steve-bell-on-boris-johnson-and-russia-cartoon

Churchill was on to the ways of empire and nations.

[blm]

3. 😆

[Kid Berwyn]

14. Brave New Sewer Rat World Order

[moondust]

4. President of the Turd Reich

[Kid Berwyn]

15. Danziger brings light on what it really means...

[Newest Reality]

5. It looks like...

He might literally flush Pence and put Bidet Crapper on the ticket.

We did see early warning signs though:
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The Crumb Prophecy is proving true:


If it takes ten times per visit, well it's worth the extra effort? Do it for your country! Flush him down.

[Kid Berwyn]

16. R. Crumb is correct: No one ever has more deserved a swirly.

Wouldn’t be surprised if he has really undergone the experience.

The guy was in a military school in 1964. That’s where swirlies were invented. And it was implemented on assholes.

Hope they flushed, too.



Toilet paper on his shoe from the White House to Marine One to Air Force One and not one person told him.

[Marcuse]

9. This may have to do with his former Attorney General's "Masculine Toilet" IPO.

[Kid Berwyn]

18. What a creative mind is Whitaker's.

What Jim Carey saw.

[magicarpet]

10. 15 flushes if he had desert,... with his customary two scoops.

[Backseat Driver]

11. Yes, a form of desert "sand" is an excellent addition for a strong

bulky load: There are some reasons that's why we use sand in making concrete excretions, LOL!

Sand provides bulk to the concrete
Sand helps to make concrete free from voids. I mean sand helps to provide homogeneity to some extent, but mind that concrete is a heterogeneous material.
Sand indirectly helps to increase strength of concrete
Sand Helps to increase workability of concrete.

Make a deal with the Saudi's by the ton for bigly best free price.

Chocolate cake for dessert perhaps gives a dark color very close to black to the product! Sparkling spring water as a palate cleanser binds it all together. YEMV, Oreos work for me, LOL!

Giving credit where it's due: https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-main-purpose-of-sand-in-concrete-making

[jmbar2]

12. Flush the Turd on November third

Stole it from the twitter

[smirkymonkey]

17. Love this!