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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe real reason Trump went to Walter Reed
After Governor Edwards beat Trumpist Eddie Rispone in the Louisiana governors race, our ersatz president reached for his phone and composed a scathing tweet accusing Rispone of being a Never Trumper, a Hillary Voter and a Closeted Democrat. According to the tweet, Rispone was responsible for Louisianas poor standing in the world, the Deepwater Horizon blow-out, and the bedbugs at Trump Doral.
Before Trump got a chance to press the Send button, his phone realized what Trump was about to do and detonated with the force of an 81mm mortar round. A large chunk of his phone struck Trump in the head with great force.
Trumps minions immediately rushed him to Walter Reed to ensure the accident caused no lasting damage. They were relieved when the doctors informed them there was nothing in his head to damage.
Unfortunately, Trump hasnt yet been placed on the do not sell a phone to this man list, so the damage will continue...just to the rest of us.
OneBlueDotBama
(1,385 posts)that Stephen Miller refused to do any more weekly enemas, send him to Walter Reed, they're pros...
John Fante
(3,479 posts)jmowreader
(50,563 posts)Take him to an RV tank dump station and stick a garden hose up his ass.
mitch96
(13,926 posts)VD?.............
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FM123
(10,054 posts)and "insisted" he go to Walter Reed so he could 25 him next week.
(OK that sounds crazy, I know, but I just had yet another Dr. Pepper and between the sugar and caffeine I am bouncing off walls)
smb
(3,475 posts)A large chunk of his phone struck Trump in the head with great force.
Good thing it didn't hit any vital organs.