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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)In a dramatic narrative that could upstage this weeks Democratic National Convention, Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wisc.) gave reporters today a detailed account of the fateful day he killed Osama bin Laden.
Mr. Ryan said that he was revealing his role as the triggerman who felled the al-Qaeda leader to set the record straight, explaining that he had remained silent about his mission until now, because I dont like to brag.
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Osama got one look at me and he ran like a bat out of hell, he said. Its times like that that Im glad I can run a hundred meters in 9.58 seconds.
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You dont want to get too full of yourself because of a thing like this, he said. I had a job to do, and I did it. It was very satisfying to see all my SEAL training come together. And it was great practice for the day I got Qadaffi.
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/09/ryan-gives-detailed-account-of-day-he-killed-bin-laden.html#ixzz25RALjRTD
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Heather MC
(8,084 posts)OK it's Comedy.
Myrina
(12,296 posts)D'oh!
Heather MC
(8,084 posts)then I read the title of this thread I though oh no way wait for real no no he didn't really
oh ok it's joke
but then again it could be real I mean it's Lyin Ryan
He might have said LOL
nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)but if you ask Ryan, he'll take the credit anyway.
PearliePoo2
(7,768 posts)I want to see EVERYONE pile on!
Chris Matthews let them have it today too!
calimary
(81,597 posts)SO glad this whole concept is gaining traction!
Yeah, dude, YOU're the guy who lies all the time whenever he makes a speech! Why should we listen to you?
FightingIrish
(2,716 posts)matt819
(10,749 posts)ThoughtCriminal
(14,052 posts)Up next:
Ryan steals North Korea's nuclear arsenal and uses it to destroy Iran's.
Another busy day in Galt's Gulch.
KurtNYC
(14,549 posts)LOL
Scuba
(53,475 posts)MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)Simeon Salus
(1,161 posts)This meme could be legendary. Like the time Paul Ryan freed the slaves all by himself with just his zombie eyes.
Or balanced the budget with his granny-starving.
Rosa Luxemburg
(28,627 posts)Big Orange Jeff
(262 posts)nt
Astazia
(262 posts)Laughing still...he is so fucking funny...
Bernardo de La Paz
(49,073 posts)renate
(13,776 posts)Oilwellian
(12,647 posts)The big, Betty Boop eyes.
hay rick
(7,666 posts)IDemo
(16,926 posts)(Ancient SNL reference for the oldsters like me)