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KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY The CEO of Holy Trinity Inc., one of the afterlifes premier eternal timeshare resorts, told heavenly reporters today that hes been getting absolutely douched with requests on his resorts prayer hotline that hes not all the sure what to do about.
People praying for something bad to happen to Republicans is really nothing new, because I think most Americans figured out a long time ago the only way to get Republicans to care about something tragic is to have that same tragedy befall a Republican, Larry God Schumway told the press today, but since prayers for pain and suffering arent really our thing around here since about the time my son Jesus went down there, we typically just forward those requests to a special folder and dont even really look at them again.
Schumway divulged, however, that since about January of 2017, and ramping up until now, there have been increasing numbers of Americans praying for a very specific thing to happen to a very specific human being.
I have to tell you we are getting absolutely douched these days with people asking about Mitch McConnell having a stroke, God said. Not even really me giving it to him. People are just praying about the possibility of him having one. Its like, theyre too afraid to have hope, so theyre just kind of asking in a roundabout way if its even possible for Mitch to have one. To be honest, Im not really sure what to do about those prayers, because theyre not really asking for him to have a stroke, but you can definitely infer from the context that they wouldnt look a gift stroke in the half-paralyzed mouth, if you know what I mean.
https://www.politicalgarbagechute.com/god-mitch-mcconnell-stroke/
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