Leading Haruspex Certain of Democratic Victory

[jberryhill]

Britain’s leading haruspex, Mathghamhain son of Arthmael has successfully predicted the date of 29 of the last 30 solstices by inspecting the entrails of animals.

Upon recently vivisecting the liver of a donkey, he observed a thick black bile. “Normally, that would not bode well for them, but with mercury in retrograde, well, you can just see how this portends a Democratic wave election.”

[dweller]

1. i just knew you were woo

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[jberryhill]

2. No. It's just that I keep to our traditional religious traditions

With this news in, then we don’t have to sacrifice a Minnesota Senator to propitiate the electoral spirits.

[dweller]

3. but but the entrails !!1!

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