SO, I was at a firework booth yesterday looking at prices.

[Doreen]

Well, on one of the tables on the back of the table were these turtles you could get to light their asses on fire and watch them run and spark. Well, I am going to get some. As I watch them spark and run I am just going to say it is Mitch McConnell. Yes, I am weird but Hey I thought it was funny.

[alwaysinasnit]

1. When you get it lit, take a picture and post it with Moscow Mitch on it. Will look forward to it.

[Doreen]

3. I will try to see if I can figure that out and post it. I am not computer savy but if I can get it

posted maybe someone can put a Mitch McConnell face on it.

[csziggy]

6. A video would be even better!

I downloaded a free program called HitFilm 4 Express a couple of years ago to edit a video of the eclipse. I ended up with two versions - the entire eclipse in real time and a sped up version with music dubbed over the top. It was really easy to learn to use the program. I put mine on my own website, but YouTube should have information to help you post there.

Most phones and cameras can hook directly to a computer with a USB cable so you can copy the video (or pictures) to your computer.

[BigmanPigman]

2. I'd pay to see someone do that to the Real McCoy (McConnell).

[Doreen]

4. Me too but we will just have to dream.

[alwaysinasnit]

5. I am not a violent person but for him I would make an exception.

[Demovictory9]

7. fake turtles I hope

[Doreen]

8. Yes, they are fake....kind of like him.

[ProudLib72]

9. Did they have those "snakes" that you light and they grow?

Put the Rump's face on one of those!