The Irish Trip: Rotting Flesh Pt. 5
Last edited Wed Jun 5, 2019, 04:18 PM - Edit history (1)
Cost so far: 1.2 million for VIP suites at the Mayfair in London.
A bunch of ill-fitting and tacky dresses that can’t be returned as they have been worn already.
1 million for limosines rented out by an Irish funeral home.
By the time they arrive at their destination Trump resort and golf club, the whole entourage smells suspiciously like formaldyhyde and mothballs. And all of the Irish ghosts in the cars cast a pall which will now follow him everywhere he goes!
When the Grim Reaper running the Senate smells him when he gets home, it will excite his old bones into a frenzy.
Banshees are heard moaning in the distance. The Hounds of the Baskervilles. Headless horsemen. Phantom Fomorians. Orangemen!!
Trump goes to London to visit the Queen (my screenplay) Part One:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212151767
Trump goes to London pt. 2: Faux Pas Edition Part Two:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212158018
Tea with Prince Charles and Camilla and The State Banquet -- Part 3 and 4
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212159350
= new reply since forum marked as read
When Trump touched her back. Trevor Noah said "It could have been worse." 
