Trump blasts "Deep State Tailor"

[EffieBlack]

Link to tweet

Trump blasts "deep state tailor" at White House.

"He was appointed by Obama," Trump claims, "like those judges."

Tailor is Trump's personal tailor, and says it was not his fault. "Someone substituted a bib from Red Lobster at the last minute, and gave him Barron's jacket. https://t.co/1qaj25dxFl

[Thomas Hurt]

1. LOL, the more pictures I see the worse it looks...

Someone is just fn with Trump with that tux.

[Celerity]

8. it is so fucked up for white-tie high formal dress, the waistcoat alone is insane

what a bawbag-chinned fucking git

[Poiuyt]

26. I think this image has been photoshopped

The white vest appears to be longer than the other pictures on this page.

[Thomas Hurt]

33. or they tailored it that way to try to cover up that 239 lb paunch.

[progressoid]

35. Yup. n/t

[StarfishSaver]

2. He looks like the guy who swears he can still fit into the tux he wore to his prom

but can't button it, sit in it or move his arms.

[Buns_of_Fire]

3. Tuxedo courtesy Walmart's "Baby Huey Collection".

[StarfishSaver]

6. Stop!

[Kali]

9. BWAHAHAHA!!!

[KY_EnviroGuy]

19. Ah ha!!

So that's where he learned his bugle-mouth....emulating Baby Huey on the TeeVee......

..........

[marble falls]

4. My new favorite picture of Trumpsky.

[donkeypoofed]

5. That's right up there with the toilet paper stuck to his shoe incident!!

Or should I say "down there". Whatever it is, its embarrassing. Obama does everything better.

[Cha]

7. Stupefyingly pissed... the penguin wore in better..

Link to tweet

[colorado_ufo]

23. That's just too good!

[jcgoldie]

10. I dunno how you snuck this past my Make America Kitties Again App...

[UniteFightBack]

11. It's a girdle disgusted as a vest. nt

[nolabear]

12. Daaaaaaamn. He might be right. That can't be an accident!

[Demovictory9]

13. I dont understand that outfit..why is the white vest so much longer

Than the jacket?

[jmowreader]

17. The reason should be obvious to everyone

The place he rented the tux from is run by Democrats. (You don't think anyone would actually BUY a tux that bad, now do you?) One of the clerks had a week's pay riding on the position "yes, he's so clueless he will think he looks good in this atrocity." He's going to buy a six-pack of beer and a lid of Thai weed with his winnings.

[rufus dog]

14. The only thing better would be Prince Harry walking up to him and asking for a water refill

Check please!

[LiberalLovinLug]

15. OMG

[thenelm1]

16. Lipstick on a pig?

Like the old saying 'Lipstick on a pig'? Need any more be said?

[ooky]

18. Jimmy say "he looks like a dork"

[Initech]

20. Why doesn't he blame his own fat ass?

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

21. ... and Melania looks like Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman...

... but that ain't no Richard Gere no way no how!

[Thekaspervote]

32. Oh that's sad!! Julia Roberts really is a pretty women. Nothing pretty or beautiful about her

[Haggis for Breakfast]

22. Help me out here.

For those of us who have NEVER been anywhere near this kind of formality, what is this ensemble supposed to look like if it's done correctly ?

[Brother Buzz]

24. Think Goofus and Gallant

[TheBlackAdder]

31. Queen Elizabeth is used to dealing with Nazis and Russian spies. This is old hat for her.

.

Trump's chingina is fully engorged.

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[colorado_ufo]

25. I couldn't enlarge the picture, but I think that is Prince Charles in the same shot.

And that should be the same attire!

If you click on the picture, it takes you to a thread with a picture of President Obama, same type of evening dress, with the Queen. BTW, Her Majesty has aged a bit, God bless her. Although it might just be because she is standing there with doofus! Whoever planned this had no mercy - how on earth did Her Majesty keep a straight face?

All in all, that is quite possibly the worst fitting tux I have ever seen. Maybe the worst in the history of that attire. It reminds me of Chris Farley's "Big man in a little coat" routine!

[NastyRiffraff]

27. "A bib from Red Lobster"

OMG, thanks for the needed laugh!

[Blue Owl]

28. He wants to high-tail it outta there

n/t

[JHB]

29. "Deep State", feh! The tailor was a contractor...

...and Donald withheld the final payment because he "wasn't satisfied with the work".

Except this guy knew to hold something back until he got paid, and Trump, being Trump, was too dumb to know that wasn't the way it was supposed to look.

[DesertRat]

30. LOL k&r

[Gothmog]

34. K&R

[sheshe2]

36. The tailor was practicing...

for the next piece of clothing he will be designing for tRump: