Trump goes to London pt. 2: Faux Pas Edition

[Generic Other]

Trump starts the day off by rage tweeting that the Mayor of London is a short, “stone cold loser,” and “nasty” like Meghan Markle after he sees the Baby Blimp floating over Big Ben as Air Force One taxis to a landing.


Melania slithers out of Air Force One wearing her $4000.00 “Grab her by the pussy bow” blouse in the colors of the Union Jack.


Prince Andrew the Duke of York is brought in to “handle” Ivanka, but finds her a bit old for his taste. He and Trump talk about their mutual friend convicted multimillionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. “Good times,” says the Duke of York.


Ivanka tries to find the throne but is disappointed to learn that the Queen had the room locked in advance, so she is left peering out of the window on the balcony at Buckingham Palace green with envy (or is that dirty money?).


The Queen shows Trump some charred artifacts from when the British burned down the White House in 1812, then shows him his gift to her when he last visited, asking him if he recognizes it. “Oh, that’s ‘Underage Girl,’ the horse Roy Moore gave me when I stumped for him on his failed Senate bid in Alabama.”


She wonders if anyone notices she has worn an old Dolce and Gabbana knockoff of a dress Diana used to wear, her third wardrobe change of the day, and it’s only noonish. Melania admires the Queen’s drapes and mentally reminds herself to buy a matching dress when she returns to Washington DC.

Her Majesty presents Trump with a book written by Winston Churchill filled with words that Trump can’t read.

Harry looks ready to bolt. As soon as no one is looking, Prince Harry ducks out the side door, sneaks through the kitchens and out the back garden to make a quick escape. Meghan is waiting for him at home with a pot of tea and a hug.



As evening approaches, images of a hat bearing the name of the USS John McCain are projected on Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum, and ones comparing Trump’s popularity with Obama on the Tower of London.

More to come…

[Generic Other]

1. Part 3... to be continued...

The Royal Protection Officer to Camilla: "Wink and we will come and rescue you." She is shown winking to her bodyguards as she accompanies the Trumps to tea.

[Kurt V.]

30. looking forward to it. appreciate the run down.

[TheBlackAdder]

33. Melania's blouse actually looks like the map of the Underground :-)

[grumpyduck]

2. I don't know about anybody else, but it really irks me

when I see T saluting military personnel. He was a draft dodger.

I know he's the CiC and all that, but it still irritates me.

[Karadeniz]

3. Exactly.

[magicarpet]

32. Wait,.. he was the captain of the bowling team at that exclusive military school...

.... so what if he was at the bottom tenth of his class grade rank wise. He has a high IQ and he is a stable and generous genius.


He had syphilis, gonorrhea, and the crabs - 5X - so that makes him smarter than any 10 Star General.

Oh wait,... that is a fabrication or it all means diddly shit,... forget I mentioned that.
But he is a brave draft dodger and he raped over 1,000 chicks. That must count for something.

[lunatica]

5. Yeah, it irks me too

More than how everything else about him irks me. Much more.

[keithbvadu2]

12. Not surprising that Trump saluted a NK general.

Not surprising that Trump saluted a NK general.

[pazzyanne]

17. It irks me also!

As far as I am concerned, he has no right to salute any military, and they sure shouldn't salute him!

[SCantiGOP]

21. And if a Trumper ever tells you

that he is your Commander in Chief, tell them they are ignorantly full of shit.
He is C in C only for active duty military personnel.

[sarge43]

28. It irks me that Reagan started that habit.

The president is not a member of the armed forces. S/he is a civilian in charge of the armed forces. That is an important difference.

[smirkymonkey]

4. I love the USS John McCain projection and the Obama/Trump approval ratings.

I really hope he saw that. Such a brilliant welcome!

[GoCubsGo]

6. Damn, that Jarvanka window photo is creepy.

EVERYONE in all of those photos looks so miserable. The Brits never should have invited The Dregs of Humanity for any visit, let alone a state visit.

[Glimmer of Hope]

10. I am a bit spooked by it.

[gratuitous]

15. Does have a children of the corn vibe, n'est-ce pas?

Though I refer to the "happy" couple as Ivanred. Just seems more fitting.

[treestar]

7. Why is Melodrama so far off from the rest of them?

The UK popularity - the smiling Obama and the grumpy old Trumpy.

[llmart]

8. She's hoping that guard is going to goose her...

and that will be the best action she's had in quite some time.

[Scarsdale]

14. Looks like Maleria

had yet another facelift especially for the occasion. Her eyes look even more Asian.

[pazzyanne]

19. Why is tRump standing in front of Prince Charles?

[treestar]

22. Like at that summit, he has to edge his way to the front and center

look at his strutting chest sticking out! Egomaniac.

[pazzyanne]

27. Thanks, and I agree!

[sarge43]

29. Unfortunately, he's a head of state.

Any head of state is always up front.

[shanti]

9. In pic #6

He actually buttoned his jacket this time. Which goes to show, he does know that he's supposed to do this, but he willfully does not when he's in the U.S.

[grumpyduck]

11. The looks on those people!

Melania looks like something hurts.
The Queen looks pissed, big time.
T looks... whatever.
Prince Charles looks miserable.
And Camilla looks like somebody just flashed her.

[colorado_ufo]

13. Yup!

Melania, I think, is a bit intimidated by Her Majesty, or else is just grateful to have more space away from Mr. T. Wow - I remember that outfit (very similar) on Diana! It is a rough marriage when one needs to insert a Queen between you and your hubby.

The Queen: "I have to stand next to this doofus again. I can't believe it. Tried to get out of it - even ate extra salt - but could not seem to make the ankles swell enough to conjure an excuse. Pray this ends soon."

Mr. T: Doofus is as doofus does.

Prince Charles: This may shorten my life and cost me the throne.

Camilla: Well, doggone, the gal looks great! Love the outfit. Lucky one to have an end spot, in case of the need for a speedy exit.

[treestar]

24. none of the royals looks very happy

Her Majesty looks rather disgusted.

[saidsimplesimon]

16. Sky News is owned by Comcast.

Better than Murdock rags, chasing the ratings. I do catch up on their point of view from time to time.

[ancianita]

18. Even as Brits from street to palace reject this boor occupant of DC, they do it with class.

[jayschool2013]

20. History in the making!!

Has a former nude model, Trump Model Management "escort," soft-core porn actress ever visited Buckingham Palace before? This is history in the making!!

[PatrickforO]

23. When it comes to sheer snobbery, NO ONE in the world can even come close

to the British royal family.

That picture of Ivanka staring out of that window is priceless.

'First daughter' indeed.

[Auggie]

25. Trump has become quite, uh, large

[DashOneBravo]

26. Someone should come up with:

Team America : Trumps in the U.K.

[madaboutharry]

31. When I saw Melania on tv in the white dress with the black collar

and matching hat, I thought "That looks like an outfit Diana would have worn." And that was all the reason not to wear it.

[colsohlibgal]

34. He Is Such An Embarrassment

He is like a dumber and more evil Cousin Eddie, a total goober. Long ties, long pants that pool around his shoes. Shows up in golf shoes for another function.

God I despise the Electoral College. Minus that ridiculous relic of the Civil War Hillary would be President, Gore would have won in 2000, no Iraq war, Yada yada If only.

Very few people think Trump can win the popular vote in 2020 either but we still have to deal with that stupid EC.