It's baffling why people vote GOP when it's quite clear that Democrats have SUPERPOWERS!
Let's go over the roster of some of these superpowered Democrats...
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez AKA The 30% Destructor - Whatever she does, a chunk of the population will become diametrically opposed to it to the point of them not even knowing why they do it. She wants a clean environment, the chunk will resist it! She wants progressive taxation, this chunk will THROW their own money at CEOs! She makes a statement against cannibalism, well... Amazing!
Hillary Clinton AKA Miss President - Has numerous superpowers. Constructed emails that Republicans are UNABLE to get over. SHOCKING psionic powers that helped her escape Republican inquisitors several times. However, taken out of commission when she apparently manipulated reality to somehow make 63 million greater than 65 million! How did she do it though?!
Rep. Ilhan Omar AKA Doctor Muslim - She has the superpower where ANYTHING she says becomes Pro-Terrorist, Anti-American, and Anti-Israel all at the same time! Incredible!
(Identity Unknown) AKA The Future Democratic President - Right now, impeachment of a President is impossible with a moving goalpost that will not stop and a bar that is unattainable. The Future Democratic President will have a shrink ray though that will shrink the measure of what is needed for impeachment down to practically nothing. When the standard is shrunk, impeachment will not be about high crimes and misdemeanors, but about "cleansing the office", according to Senator Lindsey Graham. Unbelievable!
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In the eyes of the factually challenged RW, Obama has been, at various times, a Kenyan, a Muslim, a socialist, a communist, the anti-Christ, a racist, a Marxist, a closeted gay man married to a secretly transgendered person, some kind of weird foreigner, a bringer of sharia law, and the evil brain who was going to invade Texas (“Operation Jade Helm,” anyone?). Imagine the nerve of this back-talking black man (gasp!) who tried to get reasonable, workable health care for all Americans— by tap-dancing on the Constitution, and RAMMING healthcare down our throats! O, the unspeakable tyranny!
As for George Soros, the RW playbook says just two things: 1) he’s a globalist-Jewish financier who’s pockets are SO deep that he bankrolls everything that’s evil, America-hating, and United-Nations-loving; and 2) As a child, he somehow survived the Nazi death-camps by becoming a Nazi himself. Brilliant! 
Anyone who actually believes all this absolute shit can’t be sane, or even have a functioning brain. American gullibility is a huge problem for EVERYONE.
