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Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:04 PM

The Queen Will Not Be Having Donald Trump As A House Guest At Buckingham Palace

Donald and Melania Trump’s summer travel plans are taking shape and they will include a long-delayed state visit to London in June. The Washington Post reports that the customary stay at Buckingham Palace during the 3-day visit will not be extended to the couple, even though the Obamas and George W. Bush were hosted there. THE QUEEN has bigger balls than I do when it comes to house guests. The last time my mother-in-law came to visit, I considered several elaborate ruses to avoid having her stay with us, but lost my nerve as I was contemplating buying a jar of bedbugs off of eBay. But The Queen don’t give a fwuck. Suddenly, Buckingham Palace is “undergoing renovations” so they can’t stay there. I see you Lizzy. Well played, Your Highness.

It’s too bad because it sounds like Donny was looking forward to it. He probably had plans on taking a tinkle on whatever bed Barack Obama slept in. According to the Washington Post:

During discussions about the upcoming trip, British officials informed administration officials that Trump would not be able to stay at Buckingham Palace — as is often the custom for state visits — because it is still undergoing renovations and only a few rooms were available. The administration replied that this was no problem; they could make just a few rooms work. But the British ultimately explained that they did not feel that they could give the president the proper treatment with the palace being renovated.

Luckily for the Trumps, there’s a moderately well-reviewed La Quinta Inn not far from the palace. If that doesn’t suit their needs, the Washington Post says they will probably stay at the Winfield House, the home of the United States Ambassador. It’s where he and Melania stayed/hid out last time they were in London. And if things go pear shaped back at home (fingers crossed), Donald can always hole out there for the next decade and ride it out like Julian Assange (via WAPO):

Trump’s 2018 visit was downgraded from a state visit to a working visit by May. Working visits are generally more low-key — although the visit still caused widespread protests. During his first trip to the Britain as president, Trump was strategically kept away from London, the capital, where thousands of protesters marched and sang in the streets.

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Reply The Queen Will Not Be Having Donald Trump As A House Guest At Buckingham Palace (Original post)
CatWoman Apr 24 OP
C_U_L8R Apr 24 #1
Chin music Apr 24 #2
Tanuki Apr 24 #39
Chin music Apr 24 #42
lpbk2713 Apr 24 #3
a kennedy Apr 24 #17
Chin music Apr 24 #43
malaise Apr 24 #4
KY_EnviroGuy Apr 24 #50
malaise Apr 24 #52
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SergeStorms Apr 24 #65
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LiberalFighter Apr 24 #31
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cwydro Apr 24 #75
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Rambling Man Apr 24 #18
sarge43 Apr 24 #34
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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:07 PM

1. No orange stains on the royal linens

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:07 PM

2. "I see you Lizzy. Well played."

Bwahahaha. The Brits aren't having it. T. May screwed herself being the first to Wash. D.C. I can barely stand to look at her either.

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Response to Chin music (Reply #2)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 05:11 PM

39. .....

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Response to Tanuki (Reply #39)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 05:16 PM

42. Royal Mic drop.

Sa-weet !!! The Brits are historically known for being pretty good judges of character, and genuinely good people. In POW Camps in WW2 they were overwhelmingly voted in to take care of things on behalf of the others.
Grateful for them. And Canada, and France, and Germany, and the list goes on. SO many good relationships we've built over the years.

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:10 PM

3. Holiday Inn Express for You.







We won't leave the light on for ya.

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Response to lpbk2713 (Reply #3)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:32 PM

17. Oooooops, that's Motel 6's signature...."we'll leave the light on for ya"

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Response to lpbk2713 (Reply #3)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 05:17 PM

43. Isnt that Tom Bodettes thing? Heh heh.

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:11 PM

4. Queenie is probably more worried about her precious jewels

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Response to malaise (Reply #4)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 05:25 PM

50. Let's not forget what the Bush crew did. I'm sure she has not.

They ripped the shit out of her gardens playing big-shot and Britain's folks don't like that one bit.......

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Response to KY_EnviroGuy (Reply #50)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 05:37 PM

52. Well King Con is the ugliest of the ugly Americans

so this should be quite something to behold - I'm betting that there will be a medical emergency for at least one of those two nonagenarians - then they can cancel PERIOD!!

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Response to malaise (Reply #52)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 07:22 PM

74. Well, one just never knows when one may have a flare-up of....

bone spurs or a failing face lift.......

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Response to malaise (Reply #4)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 07:32 PM

78. oh that killed me.

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:11 PM

5. He really-really-really wants to ride through town in the horsedrawn royal carriage...



I think they should do it... it's probably not as safe as the "Beast"... but as they say "life is worth living" and "it never hurts to take a chance".

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Response to NurseJackie (Reply #5)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:16 PM

10. You beat me to posting about the carriage

Donny really wants a ride in that

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Response to captain queeg (Reply #10)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 06:20 PM

65. It suits his tastes.

Gold gold, gold! Donnie likes his gold! I think that's one of the reasons why he loves Russia so much. The Kremlin is practically made of gold (at least the interior). I imagine his idea for a Russian hotel would include more gold than the Kremlin, since he can't stand being "second" to anyone about anything. What an asshole.

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Response to NurseJackie (Reply #5)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:25 PM

15. I think there is a weight limit...



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Response to Wounded Bear (Reply #15)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 05:17 PM

44. Oh slam.

It IS an antique. Heh heh.

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Response to NurseJackie (Reply #5)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 04:45 PM

31. Too bad it isn't possible to flip a switch to change the exterior once he gets inside.

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Response to LiberalFighter (Reply #31)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 06:21 PM

66. Knotty pine perhaps?

Or some genuine naugahyde!

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Response to LiberalFighter (Reply #31)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 07:25 PM

75. Into a pumpkin would be perfect. nt

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Response to cwydro (Reply #75)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 07:52 PM

81. Pumpkin Coach for Pumpkin Head nt

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Response to smb (Reply #81)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 10:09 PM

89. Yes! nt

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Response to NurseJackie (Reply #5)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 06:03 PM

58. Iactually wish she would offer this as a consolation prize

from what the Queen said it is a horrible experience. A slow and bumpy ride. I don't think his back could handle it. Malaria's kidneys would be bouncing all over the place. Just what the orange menace and his side kick deserve.

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Response to mercuryblues (Reply #58)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 06:24 PM

67. One of her fake...

boobs might explode. What an international scene that would cause!

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Response to NurseJackie (Reply #5)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 07:18 PM

72. Lol...the British Mob would turn that thing over, protect their own Queen,

And then strip Trump naked and march his fatass through the streets Cersi-style.
Shame.
Shame.
Shame.
When he tries to cover his little mushroom dick with his equally small hands, hit that pasty fat backside with a horsewhip and make him keep walking.
Shame.
Shame.
SHAME, MOTHERFUCKER!

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Response to Volaris (Reply #72)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 08:19 PM

83. I'd pay good money to see that!

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Response to NurseJackie (Reply #5)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 08:37 PM

87. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I see what you did there

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:11 PM

6. Long live Queen Elizabeth

I hope she lasts longer than Chump, just to get her revenge. The Royal Family own several other castles and mansions in the UK, maybe they can offer him one of the other places that nobody else is using.

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Response to FakeNoose (Reply #6)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 05:22 PM

46. If there's a dungeon in the Tower, I'd suggest that.

Towels and bedding and food will be provided for the first night.

For the next 10 years, you'll have to live on each other and the rats.

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Response to erronis (Reply #46)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 07:30 PM

76. Now there's a thought...nt

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Response to erronis (Reply #46)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 08:20 PM

84. Damn!!!

You beat me to it. However, do not forget the carts with bars for him to get around.

His BFF May might get upset about all of this.

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:12 PM

7. Smart. They don't want to have to count all the silver afterwards.

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:14 PM

8. I wish they'd tell him the royal carriage was also undergoing renovation

That would really burn his ass like a four foot flame.

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Response to captain queeg (Reply #8)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 05:56 PM

56. I think they actually said that last time. nt

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:16 PM

9. She stood with her country against the Nazis in WWII

And she still can at age 93!

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Response to rurallib (Reply #9)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:32 PM

18. She enlisted, wore a uniform, and served her country during WW2

unlike the slimy squatter and his prostitute wife.

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Response to Rambling Man (Reply #18)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 04:52 PM

34. She's the last living head of state who is also a WWII veteran.

It's a damn shame she'll have to attend the D-Day Ceremony with Cadet Bonespurs.

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Response to sarge43 (Reply #34)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 06:27 PM

68. Well...

if it's raining we already know Cadet Bonespurs will not attend. He must protect the presidential coiffure!

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Response to SergeStorms (Reply #68)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 06:45 PM

69. One can but hope.

This D-Day ceremony will be a hail and farewell to the veterans of that day. They deserve better.

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Response to Rambling Man (Reply #18)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 05:24 PM

47. Excellent post

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Response to rurallib (Reply #9)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 04:40 PM

29. Excellent and true.

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:17 PM

11. God Save The Queen

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:19 PM

12. Donald already slighted Queen E and her Royal Guard

After the horrifying way he treated his last visit with her why would she put up with him again?
The applause is for Her Majesty

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:21 PM

13. The Queen wouldn't let her own uncle sleep in the palace

after his abdication. His wife, the scandalous Duchess of Windsor, was never received at court. I hardly think they will lower their standards for the likes of Trump and his Bimbo.

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:24 PM

14. Trump doesn't have a hotel in London?

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Response to gldstwmn (Reply #14)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 04:40 PM

28. Russian entertainment not readily available.

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Response to Sneederbunk (Reply #28)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 05:24 PM

48. Easy enough to import some pisseurs. Don't know about Bugder Kings.

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Response to Sneederbunk (Reply #28)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 07:34 PM

79. +1

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:30 PM

16. She's concerned he's not housebroken

Not without justification.

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Response to gratuitous (Reply #16)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 05:47 PM

54. Palace is fresh out of fake gilt toilets. Not sure if they ever had one; actually they have taste.nt

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:34 PM

19. Renovations? Please!

"Because fuck you, that's why" is a perfectly appropriate reason in this instance.

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Response to java108 (Reply #19)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 06:02 PM

57. And it took two tries to turn them down

When the hostess offers an excuse the first time as a way of saving face, it's not polite to try and overcome her reluctance to invite you to stay by making a counteroffer.

Does he think she runs an airbnb?

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Response to java108 (Reply #19)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 07:20 PM

73. LOL.

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:35 PM

20. just

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:36 PM

21. Does she like a certain type of chocolates or salt water taffy from Maine, or lobsters?

I really feel she deserves a gift for putting herself on the line like this, and probably in line, for a nick-named rage tweet. She will now probably be "Weenie Queenie" on Trump's twitter feed.

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:37 PM

22. With all due respect to Carl Spackler this reminds me of Caddyshavk

Carl Spackler: Your place got a pool?

Ty Webb: We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond... Pond'd be good for you.

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 03:55 PM

23. La Quinta is a good suggestion

They're pet-friendly so Trump will fit right in.

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Response to PJMcK (Reply #23)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 06:15 PM

63. what??

there's no Motel 6 nearby?

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 04:15 PM

24. Buckingham Palace has about a gazillion rooms.

So I find it hilarious that they used the "undergoing renovations and have no rooms" excuse. I'm sure Melanie's nose will be out of joint and Donnie will soon be tweeting nasty things about the Queen.

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Response to llmart (Reply #24)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 05:14 PM

41. Donnie was like, "we can share rooms." but Melania was like, "Not so fast there bucko..."

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 04:19 PM

25. Thank goodness.

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 04:21 PM

26. The Queen's castle is her home, not a Trump hotel., and she gets to say who stays.

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 04:27 PM

27. Bwahahahaaha! Well played, Lilibet!



She's too old and too aristocratic to have to subject herself to the likes of that vulgar twit and his slag of a wife. I would have lost all respect for her if she had done the polite, but cowardly, thing and took him in graciously.

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 04:42 PM

30. Maybe the royal carriage needs an overhaul as well?

she could schlep him around in. the Royal Land Rover.

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Response to yellowcanine (Reply #30)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 04:55 PM

36. When I was over there 15 years ago I got this picture. Maybe they can rent it to him....

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Response to George II (Reply #36)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 05:25 PM

49. Queen sends Prince Philip to pick up Donald Trump from the airport



The Queen will welcome Donald Trump to Britain by sending Prince Philip to pick him up from the airport.

Mr Trump will make his first official state visit to the UK in June, staying with Her Majesty, having talks at Downing Street and taking part in D-Day commemorations (so long as it’s not raining).

It has been revealed that the Queen has a cunning plan to keep Mr Trump occupied – sending her husband out in his Range Rover to pick the President up from Heathrow.

A Royal insider said: “Her Majesty was furious when Philip overturned his car near Sandringham after colliding with a common person in a Kia earlier this year.

“She ordered Philip, 96, to stay off the road, much to his disgust. But news that Mr Trump is arriving has given her a change of heart.

“Now she wants Philip to drive round and pick him up.

“She’s claiming this will make Mr Trump feel welcome, but the Royal household can’t help wondering that she has an ulterior motive.”

Royal watchers will be keen to see how Her Majesty and Mr Trump get along after some curious body language when he dropped by last summer on an official (but not state) visit.



https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-philip-donald-trump-airport/?fbclid=IwAR0dZawz7O0rpJFWe-B-suVmtJNOJ2U8fj-9-PufsA-NMJg4yDHbt7tIl2E

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Response to CatWoman (Reply #49)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 06:14 PM

62. Bazinga! Is that donnie in the kerchief so he doesn't get his hair mussed?

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Response to yellowcanine (Reply #30)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 05:21 PM

45. There's this story

Some Saudi prince made a visit to England and was taken to Belmoral in Scotland to meet Her Maj. He was offered a tour of the estate and he accepted. While he was waiting in a Land Rover, out comes the former Sublieutenant and ambulance driver, Elizabeth Windsor, all head scarf, tweeds and wellies and hopped in the pilot's chair. She gave him a complete white knuckle tour of the family holdings with the unspoken subtext of "Up yours git, women can drive".

She has mastered the art of the subtle blink and you'll miss it slam dunk.



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Response to sarge43 (Reply #45)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 07:40 PM

80. Ya but for anybody who knows how to really see (including her 'victims')

It's MORE than obvious hahaha!

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 04:46 PM

32. With any luck they do something to his golf course that upsets him.

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 04:47 PM

33. i love it!

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 04:53 PM

35. Isn't there a trump hotel in the area? He could helicopter up to Scotland to stay at his golf course

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 04:56 PM

37. Give him The Thomas More room in the Tower of London

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Response to TexasProgresive (Reply #37)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 06:03 PM

59. And have him barged in by Traitor's Gate

with ravens at dusk.

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 04:59 PM

38. The queen's palace is under audit, therefore no peeking!

.........

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 05:14 PM

40. These arrangements support my theory

I think the queen is only inviting President Half Day to add another (cough) world leader (cough) to her royal memoir. She keeps a detailed daily diary, & her Trump visit impressions should be interesting to future historians.

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 05:29 PM

51. The royal carriage is being remodelled also, li'l shitler.

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 05:38 PM

53. She should have told him he can't stay there

because Buckingham Palace is under audit.

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 05:47 PM

55. Is there English equivalent to the YMCA?

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 06:13 PM

60. Not sure I understand this. Teresa May may not be the PM in June

They may be going through elections. Why would Trump come with that kind of uncertainty regarding the future government of the UK?

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 06:14 PM

61. Excuse me, I feel the need to....

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 06:16 PM

64. He can't stay at my house either

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 06:57 PM

70. No dog hater

can stay here!! She could of said that, why subject her cute corgi's to that POS.

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 07:12 PM

71. This woman lived through The Blitz. She doesn't give A Single Solitary FUCK about Donald Goddamn Tru

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 07:31 PM

77. Well, shoot, if we knew back in 2016 that that would work, we could've told him the White House

was undergoing renovations and kept him away...

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Response to RockRaven (Reply #77)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 07:56 PM

82. He Said Himself It's A Dump! nt

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 08:24 PM

85. I believe his last time there he kept her waiting for a bit outside.

She remembers that.

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 08:27 PM

86. Bedbugs.

She’s trying to avoid them.

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Wed Apr 24, 2019, 09:09 PM

88. She didn't want to have to hock the Crown Jewels

to pay for the fumigation after his visit.

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Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 01:54 AM

90. ...

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