I also have it on good authority that Melania wrote a poem

[PCIntern]

and the last two lines are:

"MY marriage to the Donald is a failure
Because he grabs other womens' genitalia."

Just sitting here doing insurance claims on this gorgeous Saturday here in The City of Brotherly Love and that came to me...

[nolabear]

1. From The Groove Tube. 😄

[PCIntern]

6. Ding ding ding!!!!

Excellent!!!

[Karadeniz]

2. I think we have a budding Ogden Nash! ❤

[Takket]

3. hmmmmmmmmmmm

There once was a woman from Slovenia
Who said bullies can't be mean to ya
She started Be Best
But her husband's the pest
For harassing all of the media

[MineralMan]

4. I found another poem by Melania:

With women my Donald's no wussy.
He grabs every one by the pussy.

[MineralMan]

5. Here's another quatrain from Melania

My Donny says Oranges out loud,
When he means origins in a crowd.
He's not very smart, nor a genius,
And he has a very small penius.