Preview For This Week's Top 10 Conservative Idiots

[Top 10 Idiots]

NO!!!! You don't call someone a pedophile because you don't like them. It's the worst kind of character assassination possible. Instead you give them the finger and tell them to fuck off like a rational person would!

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This week the Top 10 is all new live from our home in Hollywood with the famous Wheel Of Corruption! We delve into the GOP's super secret underground elite pedophile ring, Trump gives special FEMA favors to states that voted for him, we ask how Jared Kushner's security clearance is still a thing, we break down the R. Kelly interview, and Leaving Neverland divides Michael Jackson fans. We also have a new "Beating A Dead Horse" - can Stormy Daniels make it as a stand up comedian? Yeah we thought so too. And in our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, we're going to take a look at an epic Go Fund Me scam and tell you how you can avoid getting scammed on the crowdfunding website. And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor is stunned that the unholy Dark One is signing copies of the Good Book! Seriously, WTF!!! Plus we also have an all new "I Need A Drink" in which we're going to get drunk and sing the final swan song for Blockbuster Video, which is down to just one location. What's going to happen to Russell Crowe's jockstrap? And it's finally time! Stupidest State 2019 is finally here! We kick off the 1st round action live from Phoenix, where Kentucky takes on Maine for the Batshit Crown, while hot newcomer Idaho brings their big guns to the dance against Oregon! Plus we have some live music from Rival Sons!

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