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Achilleaze

(15,543 posts)
Thu Feb 28, 2019, 04:57 PM Feb 2019

Betcha Melania has a rolling pin ready for Dirty Donny's homecoming

In the annals of human relationship, it is, I suspect, noteworthy that Cohen testified yesterday that he liked and respected Melania, but that he passionately regretted having to LIE to her about Dirty Donny*s ADULTEROUS republican affairs. The republican family-values role model Dirty Donny* made his longtime fixer, Cohen, lie to his wife about his routine, habitual f*cking around behind her back.

Put yourself in her $1,500 Manolo Blahnik spike heels for a minute, and imagine how you would feel about that skanky scrap of testimony broadcast before the entire world. I'd bet a cup of vinegar that it registered KICKASS on the piss-me-off marital scale.



* aka republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

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Aristus

(66,080 posts)
3. She will endure any humiliation in order to get her hands on whatever loot he has left when he dies.
Thu Feb 28, 2019, 05:04 PM
Feb 2019

Talk about soulless...

CDerekGo

(507 posts)
4. She'll just 'slap' away his hand, one more time
Thu Feb 28, 2019, 05:05 PM
Feb 2019

Betting the pre-nup is so airtight with mannequin HOTUS, she knows she has no where to run

Ohiogal

(31,658 posts)
5. I'm going out on a limb here
Thu Feb 28, 2019, 05:06 PM
Feb 2019

and saying I don’t think she cares. She married him for his money, had a kid with him for insurance, and probably couldn’t care less what he does with himself as long as she’s got her money. Their relationship surely seems to be devoid of any affection, as far as I can tell. I doubt they spend much time together at all.

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)
6. I agree
Thu Feb 28, 2019, 05:11 PM
Feb 2019

On the other hand, if she does care at all about being cheated on, Melania doesn't strike me as the rolling pin type; too easy to break a nail. She'd opt for the big goon hiding behind the door to jump out and kick Donald's pasty white rump-ah.

Achilleaze

(15,543 posts)
7. Maybe she doesn't care that he's a serial liar and adulterer, but...
Thu Feb 28, 2019, 05:11 PM
Feb 2019

having that fact broadcast around the world has gotta sting. And Cohen obviously felt very deeply about having to lie to her about the republican misleader's slimey adultery. That intensity of feeling made a deep impression on many people. Melania is likely among them.

I mean, it's embarassing, never mind the heart hurt.

Meanwhile, her HUSBAND, the republican Draft-Dodger-in-Cheif and republican FAMILY VALUES ROLE MODEL, is coming home empty-handed. He failed when he finally got to Vietnam. He FAILED bigly. He's got nothing to show. And Melania is waiting.

GoCubsGo

(32,061 posts)
11. Like she doesn't have a few men on the side...
Thu Feb 28, 2019, 05:42 PM
Feb 2019

She's probably screwing around on him, too. Had he not stolen the White House, she would have dumped him already.

csziggy

(34,120 posts)
13. She slept with him when he cheated on his wife #2
Thu Feb 28, 2019, 05:52 PM
Feb 2019

So she's known what he is since she met him. She probably doesn't care.

Takket

(21,422 posts)
16. nah, she's not in this for love, she is in it for money and power......
Thu Feb 28, 2019, 11:02 PM
Feb 2019

"I really don't care, do you?" was her message to the world.

Achilleaze

(15,543 posts)
17. A question of logic: If Melania didn't care about Dirty Donny's skeazy ADULTERY
Fri Mar 1, 2019, 07:38 AM
Mar 2019

then why would republican demigod Dirty Donny* make his republican FIXER, Cohen, lie to her?

* aka republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief & family-values role model for wee, adorable as-yet-unformed republican tots.

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
18. I doubt very much that she cares about him on a personal level.
Fri Mar 1, 2019, 07:57 AM
Mar 2019

If anything, she would be angry at the humiliation, but nothing more. She doesn't care for him, she is only interested in his money.

Grammy23

(5,807 posts)
19. This.
Fri Mar 1, 2019, 08:08 AM
Mar 2019

It’s all about the money. She’s been humiliated before. She will be again. But she will stand to get her carefully manicured hands on a tidy sum. Or she was supposed to. That was her original plan. Who knows how much will be left after Mueller, Congress and SDNY get through with him?
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