SCENE: Jay Sekulow's office, this morning.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

SEKULOW (thinking to himself): Dammit, Cohen just implicated me in obstruction of justice. What the hell am I going to do? I think I'm going to need....another lawyer.

SEKULOW grabs rolodex on his desk, starts furiously scrolling through it until he finds a section titled "Other Lawyers". He pulls out a card.

It reads, "Michael Cohen"

SEKULOW: Shit!

SEKULOW continues to scroll. There is only one other card. He pulls it out.

It reads, "Rudy Giuliani."

SEKULOW: Mother fu---

END SCENE.

[Wounded Bear]

1. ROFL!!!

[Zoonart]

2. Yep!

LOLOLOL. Well done.

[GrapesOfWrath]

3. Omg

I’m crying here, thanks for the laugh

[MyOwnPeace]

4. Have you.............

considered writing for SNL?

THAT would be some opening!

[BumRushDaShow]

5. ACT II.

Face buried in hands, he looks up and then scrolls one more time, and a previously stuck card appears.

It reads "Marc Kasowitz"

SEKULOW: Goddamn!

*throws open the door and runs screaming down the hall*

END SCENE.

[LiberalFighter]

6. Love it! Posted to my FB page. :)

[llmart]

7. On a serious note...

All these asshats that hitched their wagons to Trump are going to be sooooo sorry they ever did. Well, isn't that what Michael Cohen just told them? He basically said, "You're up next buddy."

[Tommy_Carcetti]

10. His three years is going to be a cakewalk compared to those who didn't cooperate.

Isn't that right, Paul Manafort?

(Note: Paul Manafort is currently unavailable.)

[uponit7771]

12. +1, they are in a bubble if they think the guy who ate a 25 million dollar tune up for running

... a fake college is good to hitch their wagons to.

[Atticus]

8. Uh, I hear Jeff Sessions is avail----------SPLTTTT!-----Haw, haw haw! I can't---I just---CAN'T! nt

[lindysalsagal]

9. The jokes write themselves.

[MarcA]

11. Forget the lawyers, call Paul Crouch. Well, nevermind. n/t

[proud patriot]

13. LOL

Right on

[mobeau69]

14. Cohen's old lawyer is available.

I forgot his name but he was on tv a lot for a while.

[3Hotdogs]

15. Stuck back of the Cohen rolodex card, probably by alpha order, stained with coffee is Al --ershowi--

(Dashes indicate parts that were rendered illegible by the coffee stains.


Sekulow: Fuck. FUck, FUCK ME~

[lame54]

16. "Office of Ty Cobb." "Hi, this is Jay Sek" - Click!

[Haggis for Breakfast]

27. "Office of John Dowd. Sorry but Mr. Dowd is now screening his calls."

"Clients that cannot be permitted to take the witness stand because they cannot tell the truth to save their lives need not leave a message."

[orangecrush]

17. ...

[cab67]

18. well done

[KY_EnviroGuy]

19. Who you gonna call?? TrumpBusters!

..............

K&R for Tommy C........

[Ligyron]

20. Bwahahaha!

Haven't laughed this hard on a DU thread since the "Door Buzzard" episode.

[GulfCoast66]

24. Even a door buzzard would not help him now

[musette_sf]

22. I despise that lying fake-ass "pious" MF Sekulow

and will take great pleasure in anything that makes his life difficult.

[Lifelong Protester]

23. Couldn't happen to a

nicer guy!

[ck4829]

25. LOL

[mia]

26. Better Call Saul

[Generic Brad]

28. Last time I saw Saul he didn't have a law license

Better Not Call Saul.

[Scurrilous]

29. LOL

[smb]

30. Did The Card Have His Picture On It?

[BobTheSubgenius]

31. Good stuff, Tommy Carcetti!

Had me chuckling out loud, which means I was very tickled indeed.