Profiles in Crazy, LII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented ("We could fill it with boiling oil" ) Trump is saying: "Hello, Nancy? . . . I just wanted to remind you of the conversation we had on the phone last week. . . . Remember, I said, 'If not a wall, how about a moat?' and after a long pause, when I just know you were thinking it over, you said you'd get back to me. . . . Well, it's been over a week, and . . ."

[50 Shades Of Blue]

1. "NO, Pizzahut loser! I sad SAUSAGE AND HAM! NOT SPINACH AND PEPPERS!"

[skip fox]

2. D.T. is talking to Alex Jones:

"Yeah, I hear you Alex, but you'll have to have the Civil War without me. . . . I've got bone-spurs, don't yu know? . . . But you just go right ahead. . . "

[Johonny]

3. Hi Robert, how's it going. Enjoying that yuge Super Bowl win. Can't wait to see you visit

A lot of low life sports people won't visit the White House anymore but you always come. I love classy people like you, Rob. Can't wait to eat humbergers and celebrate your yuge championship. This time bring Brady or just his wife. Yah, just his wife ... oh ... you don't say... and they promised a happy ending ... you don't say ... that's illegal now? ... you don't say ... so that's what I'm going to Disney Land means ... you don't say ... you paid by credit card and not cash ... you don't say ... well, good luck with all that and I'll still see you at the White House if you're not in jail.

Kelly, no more calls from Robert Kraft. Kelly. Kelly. Kelly! Where the hell did Kelly go!