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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsYou folks do realize, of course...
...that we're about three days from "give me $6 billion for my wall or I'll hold my breath until I die."
MANative
(4,112 posts)DESPERATELY need a smirking icon.
BigmanPigman
(51,643 posts)jmowreader
(50,567 posts)John was driving down Constitution Avenue in Washington, DC, one afternoon when he came onto a huge traffic jam. He turned off his auto and walked up to a police officer standing on the sidewalk.
"What's going on?"
"President Trump is so mad about not getting his border wall, he says he's going to pour gasoline on his head and set himself on fire unless we give him $5.9 billion right now. So, everyone's taking up a collection to end this."
"How much do you have so far?"
"Fifty gallons, I think. Some people are still siphoning."
BigmanPigman
(51,643 posts)SammyWinstonJack
(44,130 posts)Cracklin Charlie
(12,904 posts)I almost choked!
Wolf Frankula
(3,602 posts)Not my choice, but he is used to be told 'No'
Wolf
Autumn
(45,120 posts)The celebrations will be epic.
Gothmog
(145,687 posts)StarryNite
(9,461 posts)lame54
(35,331 posts)Blue and orange make brown