We're invited to an event we don't want to attend

[Mira]

No RSVP required, we're in the middle of it - like it or not

[50 Shades Of Blue]

1. Good one!

[Rorey]

2. No RSVP required, but here's mine:

I will be unable to attend because I will be attending a "Laughing at you (-45)" event at that time.

Remember how he whined that we mean Democrats weren't letting him and Melanie enjoy his presidency when he first took office? It's been a rough couple of years for Individual 1, and the future looks bleak too.

[TheBlackAdder]

7. Heck, say you're going to attend and pull a no show. Of course, Trump always jams the caterer.

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Have a room full of empty seats.

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[lunatica]

3. Self pity is the best kind

because you know it’s sincere!

[Mira]

4. Sadly appropriate. Also:

when he sits crying in his highchair the middle of the shambles he created and then lashes out at others, there is, on some plane, the knowledge that he actually is responsible for breaking the toys.

[Gothmog]

5. lol

[FakeNoose]

6. Ha! so true

[kairos12]

9. Should be in Cyrillic.

[VOX]

10. The biggest, ugliest, most hand-wringing-est SNOWFLAKE of 'em all.

45 has upended the right’s favorite sobriquet for all us “libtards” by being (by far) the most delicate flower in the field.

That simp’s every tweet is a whining, moaning complaint of some sort, usually ending with “unfair” and/or “sad.”

I want the sonifabitch to do some serious time now. Because if he’s allowed to just walk away from the smoldering cinder that was once America (thanks to him and his “best people”), then true justice is a joke.

[polmaven]

11. Hahaha!

[eppur_se_muova]

12. Hmmm ... no spelling errors, but it does use capitals in excess ...

could well be genuine.

[Cha]

13. Brrrrilliant!

[Sherman A1]

14. Darn!

That is the same day that I have to sort my screwdrivers on the workbench. I always miss the good stuff, but duty calls.

[BlueJac]

15. k&R