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NastyRiffraff

(12,448 posts)
Fri Dec 21, 2018, 03:59 PM Dec 2018

"Guys, guys, calm down"




Guys guys guys, calm down.

Susan Collins is Concerned.

Bob Corker is Troubled.

Ben Sasse will send out a press release.

Jeff Flake will be on the news sharing his disappointment.

And Marco is going to lay down one hell of a bible verse any minute.

(We’re all going to die.)
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"Guys, guys, calm down" (Original Post) NastyRiffraff Dec 2018 OP
Funny underpants Dec 2018 #1
Sure fire way to avoid gaining weight from over eating this season. TrollBuster9090 Dec 2018 #2
Yes we are... griloco Dec 2018 #3
Surprisingly, marco didn't do that. Kurt V. Dec 2018 #4
I love how he is always covered in flop sweat when someone asks him a question. FSogol Dec 2018 #10
Oh, and if you feel anxious there is a new app BigmanPigman Dec 2018 #5
Right now I suspect Mr.Bill Dec 2018 #6
in the words of the late, great Warren Zevon....Send lawyers, guns and money, the shit ReformedGOPer Dec 2018 #7
Whew, I was worried there for a minute! SergeStorms Dec 2018 #8
No need to worry. They're on it. smirkymonkey Dec 2018 #9
GOP knows the less they say they more they get blamed by Republicans populistdriven Dec 2018 #11

TrollBuster9090

(5,953 posts)
2. Sure fire way to avoid gaining weight from over eating this season.
Fri Dec 21, 2018, 06:19 PM
Dec 2018

Just watch a clip of Susan Collins expressing her concern to a press gaggle after every meal.



BigmanPigman

(51,568 posts)
5. Oh, and if you feel anxious there is a new app
Fri Dec 21, 2018, 06:33 PM
Dec 2018

that you can use when you have a panic attack (I saw the ad on TV several times and laughed). Breathing into a bag for a few minutes always worked for me.

Or, you can simply go and yell out of your window at the top of your lungs, "I'm mad as Hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!".

Mr.Bill

(24,251 posts)
6. Right now I suspect
Fri Dec 21, 2018, 06:33 PM
Dec 2018

most Senators are busy cashing out of the stock market and sending their cash to the Cayman Islands.

SergeStorms

(19,187 posts)
8. Whew, I was worried there for a minute!
Fri Dec 21, 2018, 07:04 PM
Dec 2018

Now that I know the republicans are all over this with their "concern" I can sleep a lot better tonight.

populistdriven

(5,644 posts)
11. GOP knows the less they say they more they get blamed by Republicans
Sat Dec 22, 2018, 02:45 PM
Dec 2018

GOP also knows the more they say the more they get blamed by Independents.

Because they are the party in power.

Dems just stay quiet, please (other than Schumer).

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