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...Fox News gave to me,
A grifter up his last tree.
On the second day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.
On the third day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.
On the fourth day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.
On the fifth day of Mullermas
Fox News gave to me,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.
On the sixth day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Six witnesses lying,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.
On the seventh day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Seven porn stars singing,
Six witnesses lying,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.
On the eighth day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Eight in-laws bilking,
Seven porn stars singing,
Six witnesses lying,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.
On the ninth day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Nine staffers leaking
Eight in-laws bilking,
Seven porn stars singing,
Six witnesses lying,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.
On the tenth day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Ten lawyers dancin'
Nine staffers leaking
Eight in-laws bilking,
Seven porn stars singing,
Six witnesses lying,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.
On the eleventh day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Eleven Russian condos,
Ten lawyers dancin'
Nine staffers leaking
Eight in-laws bilking,
Seven porn stars singing,
Six witnesses lying,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.
On the twelfth day of Muellermas
Fox News gave to me,
Twelve grand jurors voting,
Eleven Russian condos,
Ten lawyers dancin'
Nine staffers leaking
Eight in-laws bilking,
Seven porn stars singing,
Six witnesses lying,
FIVE SMOCKING GUNS!
Four no-knock warrants,
Three sealed indictments,
Two flipping schmucks,
And a grifter up his last tree.
Happy Holidays, Everyone!
merrily,
Bright
MineralMan
(146,286 posts)TygrBright
(20,758 posts)MineralMan
(146,286 posts)BamaRefugee
(3,483 posts)Blue Owl
(50,349 posts)n/t
Roland99
(53,342 posts)jodymarie aimee
(3,975 posts)you are great, and thanks for the work you put into it..a fellow writer.
Hekate
(90,645 posts)Good Yule!
FakeNoose
(32,633 posts)Very clever and creative!
malaise
(268,930 posts)Most excellent. Happy Holidays to you and yours
Maeve
(42,279 posts)Harker
(14,012 posts)gopiscrap
(23,756 posts)geardaddy
(24,926 posts)Just like Individual-1 likes his steaks.
Pepsidog
(6,254 posts)Lonestarblue
(9,971 posts)I, too, loved the smocking guns.
Homer Wells
(1,576 posts)cp
(6,623 posts)Thank you for your creativity!
Bernardo de La Paz
(48,988 posts)Note: Fixed.
All the same, very cool. Hat's off!
TygrBright
(20,758 posts)elocs
(22,566 posts)Or have we forgotten about that. No, Bush and Cheney were never frog-marched to The Hague like so many were struttingly confident they would be.
Those who gloat last gloat best.
Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)Cyrano
(15,035 posts)bluecollar2
(3,622 posts)Riverman100
(275 posts)steal this to post on Facebook?
TygrBright
(20,758 posts)northoftheborder
(7,572 posts)trc
(823 posts)I had to sing it, and I have a lousy singing voice! Thank you for a good laugh
TygrBright
(20,758 posts)...but it's fun!
appreciatively,
Bright
njhoneybadger
(3,910 posts)MFGsunny
(2,356 posts)Talk about "GREATINGS" of the Season!
Much obliged for sharing your creative genius.
meow2u3
(24,761 posts)lark
(23,091 posts)You did a totally awesome job keeping the same timing as the original and inserting awesome, truthful and funny lyrics.
Great job!
and a grifter up his last tree!!! The branch is about to break and he will come tumbling down.