Not counting Westboro Baptist

[Bob Loblaw]

Can you think of any other public figure in history who has been told not to attend a funeral? Twice, if you count Barbara Bush's.

Hey Trump, you're not welcome at my funeral either.

[Dave in VA]

1. Not Just Any Public Figure

but the President* of the USA!

He is disgusting to everything that office is meant to be.

[Soxfan58]

3. Not just any funerals

But a first lady and a sitting senator from HIS OWN PARTY!!!!!! I guess he is not allowed in polite society.

[A HERETIC I AM]

2. He can come to mine.

I've left orders for the Mortuary to have an open casket, but stand me up and install a catheter so that I pee on large, douchebag looking orange haired people.

[LakeArenal]

4. Hey Bob, he may not be invited to your funeral

But he is prone to party-crashing weddings.
Can funerals be far behind?

Better hire security. Also, an armed corpse is a Patriotic and safe corpse.

[Bob Loblaw]

5. I did think of

him crashing it, and being turned away at the door by a bunch of Vietnam vets. He does not have the right to enter a private gathering uninvited. I have a vision of Bush kneeling behind him, Obama distracting him, and Clinton pushing him backward.