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FakeNoose

(32,356 posts)
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:15 PM Jul 2018

(Poll) If Cheeto should be convicted of a capital crime, how should his sentence be carried out?




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Life in prison
19 (58%)
Firing squad
0 (0%)
Public hanging
5 (15%)
Electric chair
0 (0%)
Guillotine
3 (9%)
Golf-clubbed to death
0 (0%)
Burned at the stake
1 (3%)
Dropped from plane without a parachute
0 (0%)
Sold into slavery
0 (0%)
Other - post your own suggestion below
5 (15%)
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(Poll) If Cheeto should be convicted of a capital crime, how should his sentence be carried out? (Original Post) FakeNoose Jul 2018 OP
Living in the basement of an outhouse with all his family RainCaster Jul 2018 #1
I think a nice slow crucifixtion would work gopiscrap Jul 2018 #2
Exile alone... Zoonart Jul 2018 #3
With a few dogs to keep him company Shrike47 Jul 2018 #5
LOL - he fears STAIRS also! Totally Tunsie Jul 2018 #41
Is that "Make America Sane Again" hat being sold somewhere? hlthe2b Jul 2018 #4
OK that would work but I'd give him a television sdfernando Jul 2018 #7
Not sure FakeNoose Jul 2018 #12
Deny him an audience; he'll wither away. Shrike47 Jul 2018 #6
Cut off his Twitter thumbs and then make him watch CNN 24/7 LastLiberal in PalmSprings Jul 2018 #30
A better choice would be a 24 hour Obama/Hillary channel. avebury Jul 2018 #57
Here's one Obama riff on Trump LastLiberal in PalmSprings Jul 2018 #67
Placed in a cage for life, stripped of all worldly goods, Totally Tunsie Jul 2018 #8
They should all be duforsure Jul 2018 #9
I don't particularly care about the details just as long as he is convicted Grammy23 Jul 2018 #10
I like how you think Grammy23! smirkymonkey Jul 2018 #13
After a day like we've had today, we have to find our comfort Grammy23 Jul 2018 #16
Great ideas except jayschool2013 Jul 2018 #29
Madame Guillotine nocoincidences Jul 2018 #11
Thanks for this! FakeNoose Jul 2018 #28
My first reaction was guillotine, but that's too quick. I want him to suffer in prison. ecstatic Jul 2018 #14
With no "off" button, volume up and no cellphone FakeNoose Jul 2018 #18
Send him to work in a West Virginia coal mine. Duncan Grant Jul 2018 #15
Oooh good one! No safety equipment either FakeNoose Jul 2018 #17
Life in prison as Sandusky's cell mate Quemado Jul 2018 #19
At dawn with no blindfold..........I want him to see it coming. Historic NY Jul 2018 #20
Execution by firing squad, composed of people he has cheated or damaged. NCjack Jul 2018 #21
Wow, I hope Hillary gets first shot FakeNoose Jul 2018 #24
She has certainly earned it. lpbk2713 Jul 2018 #26
I have her pencilled in to be captain of the firing squad, with the NCjack Jul 2018 #35
Hold back on the coup de gras sil vous plait. lpbk2713 Jul 2018 #36
A bullet in EVERY rifle... Totally Tunsie Jul 2018 #42
............. bdamomma Jul 2018 #51
100 years ago yesterday Fritz Walter Jul 2018 #84
Maybe Putin will soon get tired of his captive, and NCjack Jul 2018 #86
I have the perfect sentence for him jmowreader Jul 2018 #22
Cruel and unusual, but would be effective! FakeNoose Jul 2018 #25
No more tweeting for him. lpbk2713 Jul 2018 #23
Give him a Marine haircut. He'd die of shame. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Jul 2018 #27
How about this one FakeNoose Jul 2018 #31
They wouldn't eat him. Even fire ants have standards. They'd just go, "Ew-w-w!" and leave. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Jul 2018 #39
he would bdamomma Jul 2018 #52
Make Him Poor Best_man23 Jul 2018 #32
That will happen when Mueller freezes his assets for back taxes FakeNoose Jul 2018 #34
And shave his lumpy assed orange head Generic Brad Jul 2018 #59
Reality show on live TV. The real biggest Loser! With Ivanka there to watch the humiliation. Freethinker65 Jul 2018 #33
Just open the door and let him out on the street Raven123 Jul 2018 #37
As long as anything you do to him is legal, I could live with that jmowreader Jul 2018 #40
Life behind bars, possibly with supervised work release, yonder Jul 2018 #38
They all look good but I don't want it to be so fast marlakay Jul 2018 #43
I have a better one than my last one jmowreader Jul 2018 #44
THAT punishment would definitely fit the crime FakeNoose Jul 2018 #45
Urine-boarded. edbermac Jul 2018 #46
Make it part of a tourist attraction jmowreader Jul 2018 #47
Is that like waterboarding only ... with ... FakeNoose Jul 2018 #49
Yes but I shouldn't have suggested that. edbermac Jul 2018 #50
SLOW SUBMERSION INTO A POOL OF PIRANHA FISH LBM20 Jul 2018 #48
Whew that's a great one FakeNoose Jul 2018 #53
Life in prison would be, by far, the avebury Jul 2018 #54
money taken away... handmade34 Jul 2018 #55
Yes that goes without saying, Mueller will get everything he has for back taxes FakeNoose Jul 2018 #60
wired his jaw bdamomma Jul 2018 #56
Exiled to Siberia! Anon-C Jul 2018 #58
Too easy, they'd build him a hotel FakeNoose Jul 2018 #61
I'd like to see him die of embarassment, but that can't happen. bitterross Jul 2018 #62
i love slavery, but i could accept hard labor. pansypoo53219 Jul 2018 #63
In a room with a TV playing Obama's roasting him at the WHC Dinner on a 24 hr loop Blaukraut Jul 2018 #64
Waterboarded continuously. With urine. LuckyCharms Jul 2018 #65
Lunch breaks...shit on a shingle. Literally. BlancheSplanchnik Jul 2018 #87
I Have A Great Idea For This ChoppinBroccoli Jul 2018 #66
There's only one way to carry out the sentence! KCDebbie Jul 2018 #68
I did SO want to choose "guillotine," but, alas... dchill Jul 2018 #69
Well a life sentence is still capital punishment FakeNoose Jul 2018 #70
No. Capital punishment is legally killing someone for a crime. Tipperary Jul 2018 #77
25-to-life on a gluten free vegetarian diet! Rhiannon12866 Jul 2018 #71
Drawn and Quartered arthritisR_US Jul 2018 #72
Put a 24-7 closed circuit TV monitor in his cell that shows Ivanka in her's. They both need life in Celerity Jul 2018 #73
He'd go crazy, that's for sure FakeNoose Jul 2018 #76
Life sentence as a Walmart greeter in Lagos, Nigeria. KY_EnviroGuy Jul 2018 #74
That would be Cheeto's definition of "hell" I think FakeNoose Jul 2018 #75
Keelhauled matey! democratisphere Jul 2018 #78
We need to find out how long he can hold his breath FakeNoose Jul 2018 #83
Trashing: lazy clickbait brooklynite Jul 2018 #79
Quickly. mahatmakanejeeves Jul 2018 #80
Put him in a child-size cage in south Texas Fritz Walter Jul 2018 #81
What you said FakeNoose Jul 2018 #82
I was going to suggest moving him from state to state... Fritz Walter Jul 2018 #85
Lock him in the world's largest library and force him to... Different Drummer Jul 2018 #88
Firing squad. Shot by the entire army of Montenegro. dameatball Jul 2018 #89
Keep Diggin' Asshole, China is not far away Bamahombre Jul 2018 #90
Yes that's a good one FakeNoose Jul 2018 #91

hlthe2b

(101,730 posts)
4. Is that "Make America Sane Again" hat being sold somewhere?
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:22 PM
Jul 2018

I want him to live out his life in SuperMax--either in FLorence, CO or the one in Illinois. NO access to internet, twitter, and the same restrictions as everyone else. I want him to know how he is being perceived. I don't want him made a martyr by his insane faction.

sdfernando

(4,897 posts)
7. OK that would work but I'd give him a television
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:24 PM
Jul 2018

Outside his cell that he cannot control....and the TV only receives MSNBC.

FakeNoose

(32,356 posts)
12. Not sure
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:43 PM
Jul 2018

However I purchased the t-shirt (same saying) on Amazon.
They probably have the hat too, I'm just not a "hat" person.

avebury

(10,946 posts)
57. A better choice would be a 24 hour Obama/Hillary channel.
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 09:46 PM
Jul 2018

Let him see how beloved Obama is. And of course the channel would need to feature the replay of Obama's WH Correspondence jokes where he humiliated Trump.

67. Here's one Obama riff on Trump
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 11:30 PM
Jul 2018

Start at 2:25



Notice that Trump does not laugh. His head does not move. He has no sense of humor, especially about himself.

At another WHCD, Obama said, "I understand Donald Trump is going to run as a Republican. I thought he was running as a joke."

Looks like the joke's on us.

Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)
8. Placed in a cage for life, stripped of all worldly goods,
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:25 PM
Jul 2018

without health care, surrounded by TV sets all tuned to CNN, his golf clubs within sight but not reachable, with only raw vegetables for all meals.

duforsure

(11,882 posts)
9. They should all be
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:34 PM
Jul 2018

Sent to Gitmo for life and receive the same punishment they use on terrorists, because that what these people are.

Grammy23

(5,808 posts)
10. I don't particularly care about the details just as long as he is convicted
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:35 PM
Jul 2018

and sentenced to whatever time remains in his miserable life. Come to think of it, it does need to be small, sparsely furnished, no window and a smelly toilet in the corner. Meals will be served on plastic trays (like we had in elementary school) and be simple with no frills. Bologna sandwiches on white bread will be a typical entree. Cold, cheap baked beans will be served twice a day. No Diet Coke. Plain water.

No TV. No phone. No Twitter.

He ideally would share his cell with a really big guy named Brutus who is serving a life term for murder and has an aversion to showering or brushing what is left of his teeth.

So I lied. I do care about the details. It is kinda fun envisioning that monster behind bars and the circumstances of his incarceration. It could turn out to be a great party game. It might help cheer some of us up who have had way more than enough of tRumpolini.

Grammy23

(5,808 posts)
16. After a day like we've had today, we have to find our comfort
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:55 PM
Jul 2018

Where we can, Smirkymonkey. It is oddly satisfying to imagine that bastard in the most uncomfortable lock up imaginable. For him, a Holiday Inn Express is roughing it so for tRump, spending the rest of his days locked in an old, outdated Motel 6 would be hell on earth. There. I feel better already.

jayschool2013

(2,309 posts)
29. Great ideas except
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 07:28 PM
Jul 2018

Change the food. He'd like bologna on white bread.

Give him arugula, kale, broccoli, beets and hot sauce.

nocoincidences

(2,195 posts)
11. Madame Guillotine
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:35 PM
Jul 2018

is always my first choice. Excellent for batch executions, such as those needed right now.

ecstatic

(32,567 posts)
14. My first reaction was guillotine, but that's too quick. I want him to suffer in prison.
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:51 PM
Jul 2018

I want him forced to watch Rachel, Don Lemon, Lawrence O', Joy Reid, and Pres. Obama videos from a prison cell.

NCjack

(10,279 posts)
21. Execution by firing squad, composed of people he has cheated or damaged.
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 07:19 PM
Jul 2018

It has to be execution, because if another Trump party candidate becomes president, the Orange F'stick might get paroled or pardoned.

NCjack

(10,279 posts)
35. I have her pencilled in to be captain of the firing squad, with the
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 07:39 PM
Jul 2018

duty of giving the coup-de-gras.

Fritz Walter

(4,281 posts)
84. 100 years ago yesterday
Wed Jul 18, 2018, 11:15 AM
Jul 2018

Tsar Nicholas II and his entire family were executed by a Russian/Soviet firing squad.
Check out the account on Wikipedia,...

jmowreader

(50,453 posts)
22. I have the perfect sentence for him
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 07:21 PM
Jul 2018

First, we RICO the bastard and require him to forfeit all his assets.

We sell everything he has except for one golf course.

On that course, we turn part of the clubhouse - part that faces the course - into a prison cell. In it we install Mr. Trump.

He has to get up every morning and pull weeds, mow, drag sprinklers, paint and do everything else needed to keep the course in fine playing condition.

When people come to play the course (at very good rates, just high enough to cover all expenses) he has to go back to his cell and watch through the window. A restraining order will keep him at least 50 feet from any golf clubs, golf balls or other apparatus used in the playing of the game of golf.

FakeNoose

(32,356 posts)
31. How about this one
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 07:31 PM
Jul 2018

Shave him bald, tie him up, and cover him with sticky honey.
Then lay him in the Florida sun and let the fire ants get him.



Best_man23

(4,890 posts)
32. Make Him Poor
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 07:31 PM
Jul 2018

Force him to live poor, deny him the ability to make money through real estate, stock market, GoFundMe, etc.

You really want to hurt a rich person, make them poor.

FakeNoose

(32,356 posts)
34. That will happen when Mueller freezes his assets for back taxes
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 07:36 PM
Jul 2018

The Trump family won't have a penny left to their name, including the kiddies' inheritances.
So we're trying to imagine what happens after that.


Generic Brad

(14,270 posts)
59. And shave his lumpy assed orange head
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 09:52 PM
Jul 2018

Hogtie him and shear off that 20 foot long strand of hair that is woven on his head like moldy macrame.

Raven123

(4,716 posts)
37. Just open the door and let him out on the street
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 07:54 PM
Jul 2018

I think the American people will provide a just sentence

jmowreader

(50,453 posts)
40. As long as anything you do to him is legal, I could live with that
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 08:03 PM
Jul 2018

What could REALLY be a fun sentence: after stripping him of all his worldly assets and forcing him to work a minimum wage job and live in a trailer in a very blue community, short all his paychecks.

yonder

(9,631 posts)
38. Life behind bars, possibly with supervised work release,
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 08:01 PM
Jul 2018

providing that work release is realized with him on a framing crew building houses for Habitat for Humanity. It goes without saying the crew boss and the rest of the crew would be non-white and members of the LGBT community. Also, of course, that would have to be in a hot, humid southeast state.

For the rest of his miserable existence. ASAP

marlakay

(11,370 posts)
43. They all look good but I don't want it to be so fast
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 08:25 PM
Jul 2018

For me the first thing is for him to lose all his money including pension from being a president. Prison is too good for him because he would get some kind of sentence where is sits on his ass all day.

I want him to work himself to death doing hard labor. Preferably in the hot sun so he knows how the mexicans he hates feel.

Since he cares so much about the border he could dig fence posts and carry heavy rocks around all day every day. He would't last long unfortunately but long enough.

jmowreader

(50,453 posts)
47. Make it part of a tourist attraction
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 09:31 PM
Jul 2018

They could renovate a row of cells at Alcatraz to lock Trump, his whole family, and all his consiglieres in. Then charge a dollar a head to go into the cell above the Trump official you hated worst, and try to piss on that person.

FakeNoose

(32,356 posts)
53. Whew that's a great one
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 09:43 PM
Jul 2018

Make sure they're hungry too.

Sadly I don't have a piranha gif but I do have a pretty good shark one.



avebury

(10,946 posts)
54. Life in prison would be, by far, the
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 09:44 PM
Jul 2018

best sentence. Lock him away in a dark hole and forget that he exists. It would totally destroy him.

Death would be letting him off too easy. Let him suffer for the remainder of his life.

FakeNoose

(32,356 posts)
60. Yes that goes without saying, Mueller will get everything he has for back taxes
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 09:54 PM
Jul 2018

Just letting him go poor isn't enough, we're imagining what should be done for all the pain and suffering he has caused this country.

I'm happy somebody finally voted for Burning at the Stake. That's appropriate for the "witch hunt" wouldn't you say?

bdamomma

(63,658 posts)
56. wired his jaw
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 09:46 PM
Jul 2018

shut then he would not lie no more. Think of a Twilight Zone episode and let him live in it.

 

bitterross

(4,066 posts)
62. I'd like to see him die of embarassment, but that can't happen.
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 10:17 PM
Jul 2018

He doesn't have it in him to be ashamed or embarrassed about anything. If he were to be hanged, all the way to the gallows he would be saying how unfair it all was and how they conspired against him.

Blaukraut

(5,689 posts)
64. In a room with a TV playing Obama's roasting him at the WHC Dinner on a 24 hr loop
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 11:16 PM
Jul 2018

For the rest of his life.

BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)
87. Lunch breaks...shit on a shingle. Literally.
Wed Jul 18, 2018, 11:26 AM
Jul 2018

No breakfast or dinner, when lunchies rolls around, he’ll be hungry. Real hungry.

And mouth hooks so he’s forced to smile that phony grimace of his 24/7.

ChoppinBroccoli

(3,764 posts)
66. I Have A Great Idea For This
Mon Jul 16, 2018, 11:22 PM
Jul 2018

Form a partnership with ESPN's College Gameday. You know how every Saturday during football season, ESPN College Gameday broadcasts from a different college campus where there's a big game going on? Partner up with them so that they can help carry out the sentence. Here's how.

We put Trump in a dunking tank filled with sewage, garbage, or whatever else you can think of, and let the college students all take turns trying to dunk him. Maybe charge them a few bucks like they do at the carnival and use the money to give to a worthy cause that Trump would hate. But here's the twist: He won't be in an enclosed cage; he'll be out in the open, and you can either throw your projectiles at the button and try to dunk him, or you can throw your projectiles AT HIM and try to inflict some damage. Maybe win a stuffed animal if you hit him in the nuts, or some other prize for a head shot. For a higher amount of money, you can actually go up and kick him in the nuts if you want to.

And this goes on every Sunday for an entire football season. And for those of you who think this sounds an awful lot like torture, just remember, Trump approves of that sort of thing, so it's OK. The rest of the week, keep him in one of the cages he uses to imprison the kids at the border, since they're so nice and all.

FakeNoose

(32,356 posts)
70. Well a life sentence is still capital punishment
Wed Jul 18, 2018, 12:03 AM
Jul 2018

No chance of parole, so he would die in jail. Oddly enough, that was predicted by some FBI agents before the election.
"Trump will die in jail," they said. They already had the goods on him even then.

 

Tipperary

(6,930 posts)
77. No. Capital punishment is legally killing someone for a crime.
Wed Jul 18, 2018, 09:27 AM
Jul 2018

It refers to the death penalty. Period.

Celerity

(42,666 posts)
73. Put a 24-7 closed circuit TV monitor in his cell that shows Ivanka in her's. They both need life in
Wed Jul 18, 2018, 03:46 AM
Jul 2018

prison, along with the rest of that criminal family. Melania needs her illegally obtained citizenship revoked, stripped (as should all the Trumps) of her fortune, and summarily deported. She can support herself by touring Eastern European shithole strip bars with Stormy.

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,483 posts)
74. Life sentence as a Walmart greeter in Lagos, Nigeria.
Wed Jul 18, 2018, 07:06 AM
Jul 2018

Will receive local standard salary, must always wear a blue Hillary ball cap and eat with other employees. Must pay room and board from earnings, and no cell service or internet allowed.

Faux News will be allowed no-fee monthly interviews on-site......

Fritz Walter

(4,281 posts)
85. I was going to suggest moving him from state to state...
Wed Jul 18, 2018, 11:17 AM
Jul 2018

But that would be a waste of fuel.

I hear Honduras is nice...

Different Drummer

(7,532 posts)
88. Lock him in the world's largest library and force him to...
Wed Jul 18, 2018, 11:29 AM
Jul 2018

read a a minimum of one really long book per week. For him, that would be the worst form of torture.

Bamahombre

(5 posts)
90. Keep Diggin' Asshole, China is not far away
Wed Jul 18, 2018, 08:29 PM
Jul 2018

He should be tarred and feathered. A bizarre end for a bizarre asshole!

FakeNoose

(32,356 posts)
91. Yes that's a good one
Wed Jul 18, 2018, 10:51 PM
Jul 2018

I can't find a "tar & feather" image that's safe enough to post here. So I'm going to let it go.
Who knew that tarring & feathering is so brutal and potentially fatal?

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