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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsAlex Jones tweets that Dems are planning a Civil War on July 4, hilarity ensues
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Kath2
(3,054 posts)Xipe Totec
(43,872 posts)leftstreet
(36,078 posts)pangaia
(24,324 posts)Kentonio
(4,377 posts)NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)and now I don't know where to take the potato salad. Who's running this thing?
Leith
(7,802 posts)Somebody is putting raisins in theirs.
geardaddy
(24,924 posts)Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(107,063 posts)And I thought he liked gay frogs
Hekate
(90,189 posts)RussBLib
(8,983 posts)Frankly, I don't feel much like celebrating anything this 4th of July.
Want my fireworks?
I'd probably blow my fingers off, or I'd put some in the redneck's truck down the street and get caught.
Baitball Blogger
(46,572 posts)police if we venture outside our homes in red suburbia.
Thank you, Alex Jones, for inciting hysteria and stoking the racists.
The_REAL_Ecumenist
(713 posts)"AMERICANS" on the rest of America?
Baitball Blogger
(46,572 posts)Their supporters are listening to the voices on the radio and t.v. and they are reacting in response to it.
Make them take responsibility for the things they say.
Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)Grassy Knoll
(10,118 posts)This Idiot Needs To Stop Staring At The Sun.
greatauntoftriplets
(175,694 posts)Do I have to thank Jones?
Rorey
(8,445 posts)Guess I'll have to brush up on my grilling skills. I wish I had more advance notice.
Grassy Knoll
(10,118 posts)..No Offense To Dogs Asses.
rusty quoin
(6,133 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,437 posts)What's more civil than a nice civil war?
Rorey
(8,445 posts)Mountain Mule
(1,002 posts)Anybody inform Maxine of this yet?
Upthevibe
(7,879 posts)Crutchez_CuiBono
(7,725 posts)"Going to have to sit this one out still reeling from the war on Christmas."
hahahaha. Omg.
Initech
(99,909 posts)Midnight Writer
(21,546 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,268 posts)and now he's all mad because we're starting a civil war? Would he rather have an uncivil one?
rusty quoin
(6,133 posts)betsuni
(25,122 posts)If either of you boys says 'war' just once again, I'll go into the house and slam the door.
qazplm135
(7,447 posts)that's my day off!
FirstLight
(13,352 posts)I was basically going to treat it like a Midweek Saturday. there's lots of tourists in town, so I am definitely NOT venturing out there!!!
Besides, I haven't been into Patriotism much since it started looking so much like Facism
47of74
(18,470 posts)Im going to be working on the 4th and wont have time for his stupid shit.
marlakay
(11,370 posts)dem congress candidate on, it would be miracle if she won here, I live in only conservative area in Southern Oregon, it has Ashland but also has the entire East Oregon rural areas and Medford.
I will say the moderate candidate lost primary, she is gay and married. Interesting considering.
George II
(67,782 posts)Mountain Mule
(1,002 posts)lastlib
(22,978 posts)The actual war was going to start when they pushed the door buzzard......
Now with our cover blown, I'm calling the whole thing off!
miyazaki
(2,220 posts)Go burgers!
Mopar151
(9,965 posts)Ask the Hatfield packing co.
Cha
(295,899 posts)NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)We're still having fun on that thread. Over 6,000 mocking replies so far.
Good on Ya!
gordianot
(15,226 posts)Turbineguy
(37,206 posts)LudwigPastorius
(8,943 posts)urinating on himself in fear, and pounding Pabst Blue Ribbon and cheap MREs.
Crabby Appleton
(5,231 posts)My old ones don't fit anymore.
griloco
(832 posts)Sneederbunk
(14,207 posts)Clarity2
(1,009 posts)Alex Jones conspiracy was totally neutered by humor and sarcasm.
Renew Deal
(81,801 posts)nolabear
(41,915 posts)Then its ON.
Baitball Blogger
(46,572 posts)Please.
jmowreader
(50,447 posts)Which one of you was it who spilled the beans that "weenie roast" means we're gonna burn Alex Jones at the steak?
oswaldactedalone
(3,489 posts)nm
C Moon
(12,188 posts)"Our meeting location has been compromised
Initiate plan AlexJonesIsaNutjob NOW"
Upthevibe
(7,879 posts).....
PatrickforO
(14,514 posts)Another liar getting already-angry inbred, drooling, toothless klansmen with tons of guns even more freaked out.
montana_hazeleyes
(3,424 posts)Do they have to stand in the middle?
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)MurrayDelph
(5,279 posts)but I finally convinced my wife to join Team Cap instead of Team Iron Man.
shadowmayor
(1,325 posts)To all the AJ fans who monitor this site - please don't let doubt creep in. The words you read on this site are part of the Hillary Clinton - George Soros propaganda machine. The folks who believe the lies you read here hate our Constitution and are plotting the overthrow of President Trump on a daily basis. Now is the time to enact the plan.
Get your dry goods, your 2000 gallons of water and get underground. Hopefully you have a safe hideout away from the cities or deep in your back yard. AJ is right and you need to get underground. While you are sequestered in your bunkers, please tell your loved ones that just because it's the Fourth of July doesn't necessarily mean those are fireworks you hear. And don't forget to take your pets with you, because as we all know, if we're in it for the long haul, we may have to eat them.
rusty quoin
(6,133 posts)Mc Mike
(9,106 posts)cause that's election day.
yellowdogintexas
(22,114 posts)It's 424 miles long and is just north of Bowling Green.
calimary
(80,693 posts)Well need them for barricades!
yuiyoshida
(41,759 posts)rusty quoin
(6,133 posts)If any right winger gets hurt in the process I approve.
yuiyoshida
(41,759 posts)Lunabell
(5,919 posts)I've got to work.
vercetti2021
(10,150 posts)I'll bring all the gay frogs and cookies we need
struggle4progress
(118,032 posts)Vinca
(50,168 posts)logosoco
(3,208 posts)and we should wait until September.
tavernier
(12,322 posts)Wow, that Jones is brilliant. With his cerebral super powers, he should be called Brain Man!
syringis
(5,101 posts)Last edited Mon Jul 2, 2018, 11:05 AM - Edit history (1)
My kangaroo is a little jaded over Alex's thunderous outings.
The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)He ranges from hilariously out of left field to dangerously provocative. He needs meds.
BHDem53
(1,059 posts)geardaddy
(24,924 posts)NCjack
(10,279 posts)his RWNJ followers, who have insatiable appetites for it.
0rganism
(23,855 posts)millions of people listen to this assclown and i'm guessing at least 10% take him seriously. 10% of millions is hundreds of thousands. also i'd wager at least 90% of those 10% have stockpiled weapons in celebration of previous "wars" and spontaneous "Obama gonna get yer guns" school massacre afterparties.
at some point, Trump's very fine people are going to start shooting at their neighbors.
bucolic_frolic
(42,661 posts)that his listeners believe this. Some will be armed and ready to fight.
Gothmog
(143,998 posts)Renew Deal
(81,801 posts)Alex Jones is a con man
dbackjon
(6,578 posts)A HERETIC I AM
(24,317 posts)Well shit.
I'll just have toast for lunch then.
Blue_true
(31,261 posts)Sneak attack outed, it's off the table, execute Code 9!!!, execute Code 9!!! And find whoever talked and do a Code Red on that person.