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Alex Jones tweets that Dems are planning a Civil War on July 4, hilarity ensues (Original Post) NastyRiffraff Jul 2018 OP
I was planning on sleeping in. Kath2 Jul 2018 #1
Alls I said was, I wanna fire the crackah for the fourth of July. nt Xipe Totec Jul 2018 #2
Are we getting new uniforms this year? leftstreet Jul 2018 #3
WINNER !!!!! pangaia Jul 2018 #43
Love that last one Kentonio Jul 2018 #4
They changed the venue NastyRiffraff Jul 2018 #5
Bring Extra Potato Salad Leith Jul 2018 #45
That's un-American! geardaddy Jul 2018 #72
Darn it we've been found out Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jul 2018 #6
KnR Hekate Jul 2018 #7
Jones is a total ass RussBLib Jul 2018 #8
Ditto Capperdan Jul 2018 #81
Naw RussBLib Jul 2018 #89
Shit. All the marshmallows are going to be losing their shit and calling the Baitball Blogger Jul 2018 #9
EXACTLY ! This was my first thought...WHY isn't this looked at as INCITING violence by one group of The_REAL_Ecumenist Jul 2018 #85
Maybe it requires more of us to rush to condemn what is now becoming a pattern. Baitball Blogger Jul 2018 #86
K&R Scurrilous Jul 2018 #10
I'm Bringing Ants To Stop The Revolution... Grassy Knoll Jul 2018 #11
Nobody told me! greatauntoftriplets Jul 2018 #12
Battle of the BBQ? Rorey Jul 2018 #13
Alex Jones Is What Happens To Your Dogs Ass When It Eats Bubble Gum.. Grassy Knoll Jul 2018 #14
Ha ha....that's good rusty quoin Jul 2018 #56
I thought they wanted us to be more civil... Wounded Bear Jul 2018 #15
Great point! NT Rorey Jul 2018 #19
Hey! I thought we'd all agreed to stop being civil with these people! Mountain Mule Jul 2018 #16
Good one! Upthevibe Jul 2018 #40
janey v..... Crutchez_CuiBono Jul 2018 #17
Got to love it when the trolls get trolled! Initech Jul 2018 #18
So that's why all the Republican Senators are going to Russia next week. Midnight Writer Jul 2018 #20
I don't get it. Wasn't the problem that we weren't civil *enough* The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2018 #21
It is hard to be polite these days. Screw them and their twisted thoughts. rusty quoin Jul 2018 #57
Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. betsuni Jul 2018 #22
But qazplm135 Jul 2018 #23
me too! FirstLight Jul 2018 #87
Unlike Jones and his douche cannon nozzle groupies 47of74 Jul 2018 #24
Going to local parade to cheer my marlakay Jul 2018 #25
Oh crap, I'm already booked for the re-enactment of the Bowling Green Massacre. Damn! George II Jul 2018 #26
Lol! Love it! Mountain Mule Jul 2018 #49
Oh, man, THAT was the COVER for the first assault! Now you've blown it! lastlib Jul 2018 #51
It's the hot dogs vs. the hamburgers. miyazaki Jul 2018 #27
Hot dogs have been weaponized! Mopar151 Jul 2018 #88
Thank You, Riff! Cha Jul 2018 #28
You're welcome Cha! NastyRiffraff Jul 2018 #46
WOW! Cha Jul 2018 #54
Damn my horse is gun shy. gordianot Jul 2018 #29
Idiot. Turbineguy Jul 2018 #30
If only Jones would retreat to his hardened bunker never to be heard from again,... LudwigPastorius Jul 2018 #31
I'm going to have to get new uniforms Crabby Appleton Jul 2018 #32
I wonder what kind of horse General Michael Moore will ride into Washington griloco Jul 2018 #33
Pelosi will be in lead tank. Sneederbunk Jul 2018 #34
Those responses are brilliant Clarity2 Jul 2018 #35
Wasn't aware. Thanks to Alex Jones for getting the word out. Renew Deal Jul 2018 #36
Nah. We're not doing that til November. nolabear Jul 2018 #37
Not before the new Harry Potter movie plays in the theater. Baitball Blogger Jul 2018 #65
Dammit, dammit, dammit! jmowreader Jul 2018 #38
Well done! oswaldactedalone Jul 2018 #63
:D C Moon Jul 2018 #39
....love that one too.... Upthevibe Jul 2018 #41
This guy is dangerous. PatrickforO Jul 2018 #42
What about the moderates, greens, independents etc. montana_hazeleyes Jul 2018 #44
Liberals are funny. Those responses are priceless. Marie Marie Jul 2018 #47
I'm sorry, I'm still dealing with the last Civil War MurrayDelph Jul 2018 #48
Do not listen to these mindless liberals who hate this country shadowmayor Jul 2018 #50
Sarcasm rusty quoin Jul 2018 #58
They should stay in there, until Wed., 11/7, Mc Mike Jul 2018 #62
I know a really nice hole in Kentucky...... yellowdogintexas Jul 2018 #80
Yikes! Better finish that order for used mattresses from the trump hotels! calimary Jul 2018 #52
my contribution. yuiyoshida Jul 2018 #53
My kick ass self was going to cook some hamburgers and hotdogs. rusty quoin Jul 2018 #59
I plan on hunting Monsters! So I am booked that day! yuiyoshida Jul 2018 #66
Sorry I can't make it to the civil war, yall. Lunabell Jul 2018 #55
Sounds good! vercetti2021 Jul 2018 #60
I've already synchronized my left wrist watch and my right wrist watch! struggle4progress Jul 2018 #61
Don't forget the secret code - "The orange dog barks at nothing." Vinca Jul 2018 #64
I guess I am just one of the "whiny" liberals because I say it's too hot outside logosoco Jul 2018 #67
Foiled again! tavernier Jul 2018 #68
Hi NastyRiffraff syringis Jul 2018 #69
Where does this koom get this crap? The Genealogist Jul 2018 #70
They're just fireworks, dumb ass. BHDem53 Jul 2018 #71
I've got my hot dog gun all ready to go. geardaddy Jul 2018 #73
While we are laffing at Alex, he is selling his verbal diarrhea to NCjack Jul 2018 #74
we're laughing now, but ask: "what does it justify?" 0rganism Jul 2018 #75
Sadly, it's true bucolic_frolic Jul 2018 #76
K&R Gothmog Jul 2018 #77
A guy that sells disaster provisions is predicting a disaster. Renew Deal Jul 2018 #78
The first wave will be lead by Taco Trucks dbackjon Jul 2018 #79
Civil war, you say? A HERETIC I AM Jul 2018 #82
Democrats. Blue_true Jul 2018 #83
And nobody even told me about it...I've not had time to prepare. n/t cynatnite Jul 2018 #84

RussBLib

(8,983 posts)
89. Naw
Tue Jul 3, 2018, 09:54 PM
Jul 2018

I'd probably blow my fingers off, or I'd put some in the redneck's truck down the street and get caught.

Baitball Blogger

(46,572 posts)
9. Shit. All the marshmallows are going to be losing their shit and calling the
Sun Jul 1, 2018, 10:45 PM
Jul 2018

police if we venture outside our homes in red suburbia.

Thank you, Alex Jones, for inciting hysteria and stoking the racists.

The_REAL_Ecumenist

(713 posts)
85. EXACTLY ! This was my first thought...WHY isn't this looked at as INCITING violence by one group of
Mon Jul 2, 2018, 07:28 PM
Jul 2018

"AMERICANS" on the rest of America?

Baitball Blogger

(46,572 posts)
86. Maybe it requires more of us to rush to condemn what is now becoming a pattern.
Mon Jul 2, 2018, 07:34 PM
Jul 2018

Their supporters are listening to the voices on the radio and t.v. and they are reacting in response to it.

Make them take responsibility for the things they say.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,268 posts)
21. I don't get it. Wasn't the problem that we weren't civil *enough*
Sun Jul 1, 2018, 11:01 PM
Jul 2018

and now he's all mad because we're starting a civil war? Would he rather have an uncivil one?

betsuni

(25,122 posts)
22. Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war.
Sun Jul 1, 2018, 11:05 PM
Jul 2018

If either of you boys says 'war' just once again, I'll go into the house and slam the door.

FirstLight

(13,352 posts)
87. me too!
Mon Jul 2, 2018, 08:07 PM
Jul 2018

I was basically going to treat it like a Midweek Saturday. there's lots of tourists in town, so I am definitely NOT venturing out there!!!


Besides, I haven't been into Patriotism much since it started looking so much like Facism

 

47of74

(18,470 posts)
24. Unlike Jones and his douche cannon nozzle groupies
Sun Jul 1, 2018, 11:12 PM
Jul 2018

I’m going to be working on the 4th and won’t have time for his stupid shit.

marlakay

(11,370 posts)
25. Going to local parade to cheer my
Sun Jul 1, 2018, 11:17 PM
Jul 2018

dem congress candidate on, it would be miracle if she won here, I live in only conservative area in Southern Oregon, it has Ashland but also has the entire East Oregon rural areas and Medford.

I will say the moderate candidate lost primary, she is gay and married. Interesting considering.

lastlib

(22,978 posts)
51. Oh, man, THAT was the COVER for the first assault! Now you've blown it!
Mon Jul 2, 2018, 12:46 AM
Jul 2018

The actual war was going to start when they pushed the door buzzard......

Now with our cover blown, I'm calling the whole thing off!

LudwigPastorius

(8,943 posts)
31. If only Jones would retreat to his hardened bunker never to be heard from again,...
Sun Jul 1, 2018, 11:36 PM
Jul 2018

urinating on himself in fear, and pounding Pabst Blue Ribbon and cheap MREs.

jmowreader

(50,447 posts)
38. Dammit, dammit, dammit!
Sun Jul 1, 2018, 11:56 PM
Jul 2018

Which one of you was it who spilled the beans that "weenie roast" means we're gonna burn Alex Jones at the steak?

PatrickforO

(14,514 posts)
42. This guy is dangerous.
Mon Jul 2, 2018, 12:06 AM
Jul 2018

Another liar getting already-angry inbred, drooling, toothless klansmen with tons of guns even more freaked out.

MurrayDelph

(5,279 posts)
48. I'm sorry, I'm still dealing with the last Civil War
Mon Jul 2, 2018, 12:42 AM
Jul 2018

but I finally convinced my wife to join Team Cap instead of Team Iron Man.

shadowmayor

(1,325 posts)
50. Do not listen to these mindless liberals who hate this country
Mon Jul 2, 2018, 12:43 AM
Jul 2018

To all the AJ fans who monitor this site - please don't let doubt creep in. The words you read on this site are part of the Hillary Clinton - George Soros propaganda machine. The folks who believe the lies you read here hate our Constitution and are plotting the overthrow of President Trump on a daily basis. Now is the time to enact the plan.

Get your dry goods, your 2000 gallons of water and get underground. Hopefully you have a safe hideout away from the cities or deep in your back yard. AJ is right and you need to get underground. While you are sequestered in your bunkers, please tell your loved ones that just because it's the Fourth of July doesn't necessarily mean those are fireworks you hear. And don't forget to take your pets with you, because as we all know, if we're in it for the long haul, we may have to eat them.

calimary

(80,693 posts)
52. Yikes! Better finish that order for used mattresses from the trump hotels!
Mon Jul 2, 2018, 12:54 AM
Jul 2018

We’ll need them for barricades!

 

rusty quoin

(6,133 posts)
59. My kick ass self was going to cook some hamburgers and hotdogs.
Mon Jul 2, 2018, 03:50 AM
Jul 2018

If any right winger gets hurt in the process I approve.

logosoco

(3,208 posts)
67. I guess I am just one of the "whiny" liberals because I say it's too hot outside
Mon Jul 2, 2018, 07:38 AM
Jul 2018

and we should wait until September.

tavernier

(12,322 posts)
68. Foiled again!
Mon Jul 2, 2018, 08:00 AM
Jul 2018

Wow, that Jones is brilliant. With his cerebral super powers, he should be called Brain Man!

syringis

(5,101 posts)
69. Hi NastyRiffraff
Mon Jul 2, 2018, 08:09 AM
Jul 2018

Last edited Mon Jul 2, 2018, 11:05 AM - Edit history (1)

My kangaroo is a little jaded over Alex's thunderous outings.

The Genealogist

(4,723 posts)
70. Where does this koom get this crap?
Mon Jul 2, 2018, 08:33 AM
Jul 2018

He ranges from hilariously out of left field to dangerously provocative. He needs meds.

NCjack

(10,279 posts)
74. While we are laffing at Alex, he is selling his verbal diarrhea to
Mon Jul 2, 2018, 04:51 PM
Jul 2018

his RWNJ followers, who have insatiable appetites for it.

0rganism

(23,855 posts)
75. we're laughing now, but ask: "what does it justify?"
Mon Jul 2, 2018, 04:54 PM
Jul 2018

millions of people listen to this assclown and i'm guessing at least 10% take him seriously. 10% of millions is hundreds of thousands. also i'd wager at least 90% of those 10% have stockpiled weapons in celebration of previous "wars" and spontaneous "Obama gonna get yer guns" school massacre afterparties.

at some point, Trump's very fine people are going to start shooting at their neighbors.

Blue_true

(31,261 posts)
83. Democrats.
Mon Jul 2, 2018, 07:18 PM
Jul 2018

Sneak attack outed, it's off the table, execute Code 9!!!, execute Code 9!!! And find whoever talked and do a Code Red on that person.

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