Why White People Called the Authorities This Week (Snark)

[Stonepounder]

https://bit.ly/2tGxNUv

From the New Yorker:

Why White People Called the Authorities This Week

“Can you believe that these Puerto Ricans think they can enter America whenever they want, simply because they all have American passports?”

“Those brown people keep walking down the street like they’re allowed to be on public sidewalks!”

“That Mexican-Arab-Native person is chewing an egg-salad sandwich like a terrorist.”

“Yeah, he does look exactly like that baby he’s pushing in that pram, but black people kidnap babies who look just like them every day.”

“They’re speaking Spanish. O.K., fine, maybe it’s Chinese.”

“I am one hundred per cent sure that this black person is tying her shoes in a suspicious way.”

“I just saw a brown person illegally cross the border from Vermont into New Hampshire.”

More at link.
Additional examples welcome.

[oberliner]

1. This is the best one

“Just saw a black person buy five pounds of crack at the grocery store in a sack labeled ‘flour.’ ”

[Me.]

2. White People Losing Their Majority Status Derangement