Top 10 Quick Takes: Jim Bakker Is Literally Selling Snake Oil

[Top 10 Idiots]

Link to tweet

Something tells me that this thing is going to cause more disease than it is supposed to prevent.

[underpants]

1. Well if you don't oil them they get squeaky

and who wants squeaky snakes?

[Coventina]

9. Thanks for the laugh.

I really needed it.

[JenniferJuniper]

2. Well now, Jim would know all about venereal diseases

[Top 10 Idiots]

3. I'm with the first guy in the twitter response there.

Is this a common thing among evangelicals that they would need this product?

[JenniferJuniper]

4. Well, sure! Evil temptress Jezebels are around every corner

preying on God's finest. What can they do?

[jberryhill]

19. It's those damned toilet seats

Haven’t you heard? They let everybody use the ladies room now!

There is something about these people and toilets.

[SonofDonald]

12. I was thinking that also

Why would the upstanding holier than though Lilly white pure Christians need something like this??

I think I know the answer....

[lunasun]

13. useful as lube for quick encounters !

[jberryhill]

22. It's a God-damned MIRACLE IN A TUBE!

Show some respect for the miracle of the tube gel.

[jberryhill]

5. I remember when we had an FDA

[panader0]

8. I remember when "literally" meant literally.

[jberryhill]

10. Technically, "literally" literally means literally, literally

[SamKnause]

6. I want to know why the people who believe they are going to be raptured, need big buckets of food ?

[Initech]

7. I think your odds of actually getting raptured are about 50/50.

So they got to be prepared in case they stay behind.

[JenniferJuniper]

11. And you'll need your VD medication after the rapture.

CVS will probably be closed.

[jberryhill]

20. Not since they started selling birth control

Pretty sure everyone at CVS is damned by now.

I worked at an Eckerd’s back in the day. Walking out the door was like stepping into heaven.

[underpants]

15. True dat

I, for instance, do not have a moon roof on my car.

[jberryhill]

18. Dude, forget the car, what about your house

[underpants]

37. Beam me up Scottie

[roamer65]

32. Us heathens need some fake Christians to persecute in the end times.

Hopefully a few hang around. Not too many but just enough to make it fun.

[ProudLib72]

14. Don't stick your snake where it doesn't belong

But if you accidentally slip and fall into a prostitute who has VD, then you will be forgiven if you use my silver gel.

[jberryhill]

21. By "ALL" venereal diseases, did he mean them ALL?

Like, are there any in particular it won’t cure?

[ProudLib72]

23. Hey, don't question the man!

Syphilis has been the bane of civilization since there was civilization. Now, with Bakker's magic elixir, we can state with God's authority that syphilis is cured! Millions are dancing in the streets!

[jberryhill]

25. But, you know, like, what about something that's not syphilis....

[ProudLib72]

27. I have sworn testimony

from a man who applied a few drops and his genital warts just dropped right off.

What are you looking for FDA approval? Don't you think it is a little blasphemous to even consider subjecting the snake oil that man of God is selling to FDA scrutiny?

This is a matter of faith, damnit!

[jberryhill]

31. But, like

Even the kind you get from unnatural carnal relations?

[Initech]

24. Yeah probably!

*old timey announcer voice* It's Pastor Jim's miracle cure all! Just one application will cure all your ails! No need to go to that expensive doctor! Just apply Pastor Jim's to the affected areas and you're good to go! Pastor Jim's: It's the Jesus approved cure!

[leftyladyfrommo]

16. Jim Bakker isn't all there. nt

[jberryhill]

17. He never was, so, that just might be all of him there is

[leftyladyfrommo]

29. He was always a freak.

And his wife, Tammy Fay, was an even bigger nut case.

[kimbutgar]

26. ID tv has a show on the other night called sinister ministers and they freatured Bakker

Tammy was the real Christian, jim was the charlatan snake oil salesman

[Kaleva]

28. It takes the sting out of sex with syphilitic sheep.

[Ilsa]

30. It's probably Silvadene.

Silver sulfadiazine, sold under the brand Silvadene among others, is a topical antibiotic used in partial thickness and full thickness burns to prevent infection.

This is a public health hazard, whether it is Silvadene or not. Someone might believe they have cured their VD, and not get it treated properly. Then they go spread it around. Another VD epidemic.

[Liberal In Texas]

34. I was treated with Silvadene when I was burned in the 80s.

They slathered it on my 2nd and 3rd degree burns. Don't know if it was all that good, but I was in tremendous pain so would let them do anything.

Did it cure my VD? Oh, didn't have any. LOL

[Ilsa]

35. Burns is what it is for, mostly. It's

Very soothing on poison ivy, too. But I wouldn't rely on it for treating VD.

[jberryhill]

36. Well there you are - it musta worked!

[Trek4Truth]

33. Thanks...I'm going to call up and order some of that sex lube. nt