Make Picnics Great Again (MPGA)

[Achilleaze]

Under the misleadership of the republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief (and perhaps also under orders from the kremlin), republicans have decided to piss on the Great American Picnic Tradition.

Fortunately, damn few American agree with the republican decision to PISS ON PICNICS. Loyal Americans will be feasting away to celebrate summer, another fabulous American tradition that KGOP republicans are pettily peeing upon.

Please #Resist the #KGOPpissONpicnicsPLOT I suggest going full-on patriotic America with a loaf of bread, a jug of California wine, and a shady glen with all your friends and neighbors.

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[Achilleaze]

2. Comrade Casino* had a hissy pissy and shitcanned the Big Summer Picnic

Bad optics for little republican rug rats to be stuffing their faces while the republican adminsitration is breaking up families left and right and caging kids. republicans want to keep on with their krap, of course, they just don't want American voters to know how vile they really are.

* aka republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

Trump postpones Thursday's annual congressional picnic
Posted: Jun 20, 2018 12:07 PM EDT

WASHINGTON (AP) - President Donald Trump says he's postponing this week's picnic for members of Congress, saying the timing "doesn't feel right."

The annual event for lawmakers and their families had been planned for Thursday night. He did not say when it would be rescheduled....

Read more: https://www.wdtn.com/news/u-s-world/trump-postpones-thursdays-annual-congressional-picnic/1251144621

[Achilleaze]

3. First day of summer: the day of the GOP national NONpicnic piss-on-families un-get-together

HONESTY is the theme of the unpatriotic republican non-picnic, and so of course they are serving their traditional nothing burgers.