Preview For This Week's Top 10 Conservative Idiots

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OK who are you and what have you done with @realDonaldTrump? Should we be more concerned that Kanye wants to be Trump's BFF or should we be more concerned with the fact that Trump actually took time out of his day to compliment somebody?

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This week on the Top 10 - we recap the White House Correspondents Dinner, the Korean War is about to formally end, Bill Cosby is guilty, Charlie Rose interviews the real victims of "MeToo" - the men, Kanye West auditions to be Trump's BFF, we have the latest developments in the Trumper Games, and the NRA blames a mass shooting hero for not using a gun. Yes, really! And in our weekly installment of "Top 10 Investigates", we're going to talk cults - specifically the Nxivm cult made famous by Smallville actress Allison Mack. Holy shit! Plus we've got a new installment of "This Fucking Guy" and we're going to profile Trump's new Secretary Of State - Mike Pompeo. And this guy is scary! And in our weekly sermon of all things holy, Holy Shit, our resident pastor is going to tell you about the closing of Memories Pizza. Yes, the pizza chain behind the biggest gay wedding controversy in the country is now just a memory! And we have a new installment of "People Are Dumb" because well, people are dumb. All this plus we've got the next round of Stupidest State 2018 - this week we're going to the home of the Portland Trailblazers, Moda Center in Portland, Oregon for the Batshit Conference championship! Kentucky. Virginia. Who will prevail? Who will go home? Stay tuned to find out! Plus we've got a live musical performance for you from Rancid!

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