I am beside myself with worry that our beloved President may have had a few strokes

[struggle4progress]

The dear, dear old man is in his 70s. He has a long history of eating fried fatty fast food. He doesn't exercise. And he's overweight.

That makes him a real candidate for cerebrovascular disease

And his increasing tendency to ramble suggests there might be reason to think the danger is not just theoretical

Some people, of course, will want to point towards other possibilities: perhaps his sexual history has left him with tertiary syphilis? or perhaps his word-salad ramblings suggest psychosis or schizohrenia? or perhaps he is exhibiting signs of dementia?

But given his lifestyle, I might guess he has suffered from a progressing ischaemic neuropathy associated with atherosclerosis

In any case, he displays symptoms suggesting a long-term cognitive impairment: he regularly resorts to predictable discursive tactics, such as the use of rote phrases, to avoid any detailed discussion

I feel strongly that our beloved President needs professional assistance. His condition probably cannot be reversed, but he could enjoy his declining years in the companies of his adoring families, without all the troubles of the Presidency. We should smooth his return home to New York as quickly as possible

[thegoose]

1. What ISN'T wrong with this POS?

I still can't believe that so many people fell for this cheesy con-job's two-bit act. Insane, stupid, hateful...the list goes on and on.

[paleotn]

35. You'd be surprised what people will fall for.

[populistdriven]

55. I thought the acrimonym was POTUS

[TheSmarterDog]

2. I thought you meant golf strokes.

No worries there, because he always cheats.

[BarbD]

38. LOL

[Skraxx]

3. He needs to die penniless in federal prison

Nt

[onecent]

4. WHO really cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[struggle4progress]

5. You should still try to SOUND like you really really care

for the good of the political cause

[onecent]

6. WHY would I do that????? NO way!

[Honeycombe8]

27. You need to come out of your shell & learn to speak freely. You're among friends here.

[onecent]

32. I've got my opinion, and you have yours....

[Honeycombe8]

47. That was a joke. You know...ha ha? nt

[onecent]

48. oh, sorry, sometimes I don't catch on!!!!!

[Honeycombe8]

53. :) nt

[struggle4progress]

46. Because "I'm concerned about him and hope he quits soon for the sake of his health"

might reach a different demographic than the audience that enjoys hearing "I hope he falls down the stairs, spontaneously combusts, and then is hit by a giant meteor"

[RockRaven]

7. I feel sorry for him that he had many tiny ones.

He deserves the biggest, largest, hugest, most tremendous, most incredibly massive, most unbelievably historically pervasive one ever. Only the best for him.

[not fooled]

19. I like the way you think

[lunatica]

24. You made me really laugh!

Thanks!

[Honeycombe8]

28. Well, no one has strokes like he does! Everyone says so.He has the best strokes!

Better than anyone!

[MyOwnPeace]

52. This.........

is truth - even Faux 'n Friends would be willing to say that!!!

[rzemanfl]

29. I agree bigly and with all my thoughts and prayers. Believe me. n/t

[Matthew28]

36. At the same time

as Pence is having his.

[SammyWinstonJack]

39. +1000000!

[smirkymonkey]

8. If only!

Nothing would make me happier.

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. Send him a pallet of Big Macs and Fellati-O-Fish sandwiches.

That'll help his condition.

[trueblue2007]

34. Make him eat 2 HUGE pizzas EVERY day and a 6 pac of beer !!!!

[TheCowsCameHome]

50. Down from the usual 4? Is he dieting?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

10. Ok, I almost bought this, until ...

... until the mention of "the companies of his adoring families". His kids will spend Donald's declining years sharpening their knives, hiring lawyers, getting ready to fight over the scraps of his estate, whatever it turns out to be.

[onecaliberal]

11. My not even close to overweight husband had a massive ischemic stroke on Nov 30, 2016

Days after that fucker was selected by electoral college. His short term memory is very impaired. His intellect would still make dump look like the dumb as a bag of hammers asshole he is.

[hedda_foil]

16. Oh no, onecaliberal. I'm so sorry. There's nothing funny about a stroke.

[struggle4progress]

45. I'm sorry to learn that

[XRubicon]

12. "thoughts and prayers"

[BigmanPigman]

13. I was waiting for the "sarcasm" emoji

to appear but it never did.

[grumpyduck]

22. If that OP wasn't sarcasm,

well, let's say I hope it was, given where it was posted. The part at the bottom about getting him back to NYC ASAP was what finally convinced me.

[alittlelark]

14. If only he had a competent doctor......

instead of a drunkard that hands out prescriptions willy-nilly...

[treestar]

15. I too am very concerned

He needs rest! He should take it easy.

[struggle4progress]

43. It sure would rest my troubled heart if he would just retire in the coming days

[ginnyinWI]

17. to repeat one of those rote phrases:

"We'll see what happens!"

[SHRED]

18. He's a criminal

Lock him up I say.

[kimbutgar]

20. It appears The devil likes to keep the worst alive

Cheney, Twitler, ....

[IrishEyes]

21. I would prefer that he spend his remaining years in Florida

New York City doesn't want him. He is really hated here. Ideally he should go to prison.

[dubyadiprecession]

40. I would rather Trump move to red area of the country, but why the F%$k would he do that!

He probably considers those places to be Sh%#$oles anyway!

[struggle4progress]

44. Well, OK: maybe he should leave DC with his home in his hand

[Progressive dog]

23. I worry every minute that psychopath is still President

Donald Trump has always rambled. He thinks that all should listen to his words. He is a narcissistic psychopath. Other people are there only to serve and praise him.

[lunatica]

25. My thoughts and prayer go out to him

[Rorey]

26. As long as the "professional assistance" is in a prison setting

Then I'm fine with it.

[griloco]

30. All well and good..

But what do you have against New York?

[Sam McGee]

31. Not really a medical problem

True, Trump's weight, diet, lack of real physical activity likely puts him at high risk for cardiovascular or ceberovascular attacks.

That said, the REAL problem is this: The man is a world class asshole. Too bad that's not a fatal condition.

[dalton99a]

33. Prayer Vigil for President Donald J. Trump - April 28, 2018

Let us pray to whatever deity in charge of the cardiovascular department. Maybe this guy?



Hopefully he'll do whatever whenever he damn well pleases

[KY_EnviroGuy]

41. LOL. that must be one of the primary Republican gods...

Golden pants and four hands to grab 'em by the pu**y with!

Could very well symbolize tRump.......

[paleotn]

37. Eat up, Dumpster. You deserve it.

[BadGimp]

42. Truly elegant prose.

I broke my online dictionary.

[Vinca]

49. He belongs in a home and I don't mean the Mar-a-Lago digs.

[Maeve]

51. Your concern and care are so touching

And I agree, the poor, poor creature should be returned to its natural environment where it can rest among the tacky gilt-edged baubles it has created for a nest and be soothed by family bearing its favorite fatty foods!

[rock]

54. I was wondering who that was standing next to you (joke)

The real tip-off is how any point he makes, he makes three times. The Army* did this on purpose, supposedly because they were dealing with average or low intelligence students.

* The mantra was: "Tell them what you're gonna tell them, tell it to them, tell them what you told them."