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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBreaking: Paul Ryan Nominates Joel Osteen to Be New House Chaplain
Vinca
(50,326 posts)MineralMan
(146,350 posts)Reality indicates that it's very close to not being satirical, however. It's a fine, fine line.
groundloop
(11,532 posts)Spanky has certainly given political cartoonists and comedians plenty of material to work with.
Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)MineralMan
(146,350 posts)Truly.
AlleganCarpenter
(25 posts)is difficult in these trying times.
MineralMan
(146,350 posts)LAS14
(13,791 posts)MineralMan
(146,350 posts)Maybe your device doesn't show them.
thegoose
(3,115 posts)Fux Snooze and the Enquirer are Dumpie's mouthpieces, and this phony televangelist would fit right in the swamp...
politicaljunkie41910
(3,335 posts)hlthe2b
(102,509 posts)are his idea of religious leaders. I hope the Catholic members, both Rs and Dems absolutely skewer Ryan for this.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,382 posts)CentralMass
(15,265 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)MineralMan
(146,350 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)Excellent satire!
MineralMan
(146,350 posts)Iggo
(47,591 posts)workinclasszero
(28,270 posts)You had me goin there for a second
nolabear
(42,002 posts)JDC
(10,144 posts)He'd cite all the great work he did during Harvey.
FM123
(10,054 posts)MineralMan
(146,350 posts)Clarity2
(1,009 posts)But you know its going to be some other right wing evangelical faux christian.
Docreed2003
(16,900 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)Takket
(21,701 posts)MineralMan
(146,350 posts)Yes, indeed.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)It would not surprise me if it was true.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)You need to use this emoji:
northoftheborder
(7,575 posts)There are no smilies to express my distaste; razors on a blackboard could not make me cringe any more at the prospect of this person leading? addressing? exhorting? Congress in prayer.
northoftheborder
(7,575 posts)MineralMan
(146,350 posts)OldHippieChick
(2,434 posts)keyboard. This would be exactly what those repukelicans would want, but hopefully the Catholic Ryan won't go this far.
northoftheborder
(7,575 posts)Civic Justice
(870 posts)It just goes to show, they care nothing about "Gods Truth For the Conduct of Mankind with respect toward other mankind... they only want to "talk prosperity" because their mentality is about "Greed and Money".
The care for general society has no concern for these Republicans.... if they could, they'd change money to read-- "In Money We Trust" !!!! Screw everything and everyone else. They have the mentality of Slaver's.... one in which nothing matters except money... and no act is to vile in the pursuit of money.
Anyone who talks of honor, ethics, truth and fair play... Republicans will want to incarcerate them and if they could, they'd order them before a firing squad.
They figure they've force fed PLUTOCRACY DOWN THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THROAT....!!!! they've insulted and denigrated the justice system....so now... REPUBLICANS... figure all they got to do, is keep pushing and the rest will submit to PLUTOCRACY.
MineralMan
(146,350 posts)Uh...
Yonnie3
(17,515 posts)Ryan shouldn't hear about this.
Excellent, MineralMan.
onecent
(6,096 posts)onecent
(6,096 posts)sandensea
(21,713 posts)Or as Republicans refer to it, the prosperity gospel.
MineralMan
(146,350 posts)From on high, so to speak.
sandensea
(21,713 posts)'From on high'
MineralMan
(146,350 posts)Tavarious Jackson
(1,595 posts)I believed it. Anything is possible in this administration. Lol
struggle4progress
(118,379 posts)Sam McGee
(347 posts)If this is true and not satire, I may just drink the rest of the day. And much of tomorrow.
trusty elf
(7,403 posts)ChubbyStar
(3,191 posts)In this day and age it is absurd that anyone with a pulse takes these grifting charlatans seriously. Joel and Nordstrom Barbie need a quick toss to the curb.
DFW
(54,501 posts)That was no more believable then, say, naming Ben Carson as Secretary of HUD.
Or Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Education.
Or Scott Pruitt as head of the EPA.
Oh. Wait.
Never mind.
MineralMan
(146,350 posts)FakeNoose
(32,883 posts)... Joel Osteen is a multi-multi-millionaire. He's got a good thing going in Texas, and no reason to give that up for a no-thanks job in Washington.
This is definitely believeable though. Good job Mineral Man!
lsewpershad
(2,620 posts)He truly believes in the self aggrandizing "ryndian" teachings of self.
bucolic_frolic
(43,476 posts)Creepy!
True Blue American
(17,995 posts)MineralMan
(146,350 posts)NBachers
(17,185 posts)GoneOffShore
(17,345 posts)Anon-C
(3,430 posts)shraby
(21,946 posts)borowitz or onion link.
You sure picked the perfect photo for it.
shadowmayor
(1,325 posts)In the event of a catastrophe, the doors will not be opened for the suffering until the authorities tell us the time is right!
bitterross
(4,066 posts)Kudos to you for really good satire. Good satire, of course, is so close to the truth it's believable.
MineralMan
(146,350 posts)onetexan
(13,079 posts)Disgusting
Nitram
(22,949 posts)lillypaddle
(9,581 posts)So those of us who have NO appreciation for them will not waste our time.
MineralMan
(146,350 posts)There would be no point to them, then. It cost you little enough, and others enjoyed it.
Fritz Walter
(4,292 posts) Franklin Graham assuming his mourning of dear-old-Dad Billy (not to mention probate) has concluded.
Creflo Dollar his name says it all, but its hard to imagine Republicans of (ahem!) European descent bowing their heads when hes on-stage, at-mike, in-the-Capitol-pulpit.
An Orthodox Rabbi who would preach and invoke prayers for the return of Jerusalem to its biblical position (and Im talking Old Testament, pre-Roman Empire glory here).
Or, just for hits and giggles, just about any holy roller, including the tent-revivalists, serpent-handling, or hellfire-and-brimstone preaching charlatans who curries favor with RepubliCONs.
I'm past caring at this point. Even this guy would not surprise me.
jmowreader
(50,588 posts)Making Joel Osteen, or one of the other prosperity preachers, the new House chaplain is something he'd do.
George II
(67,782 posts)MineralMan
(146,350 posts)keithbvadu2
(37,035 posts)Prosperity Gospel rolls downhill
The only reason I doubted the tale was that Joel would not deign to such a low-paying position.
It would be a waste of his earnings time.
MineralMan
(146,350 posts)RKP5637
(67,112 posts)Johnny2X2X
(19,254 posts)Joel Osteen is sick, he bilks the elderly, the infirm, and the ignorant out of their money so he can live like a king. Sick, disgusting vile trash. One of the worst human beings in the planet.
RKP5637
(67,112 posts)guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)mercuryblues
(14,556 posts)want to tell him? Or should I?
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210552287
MineralMan
(146,350 posts)malaise
(269,278 posts)MineralMan
(146,350 posts)DoctorJoJo
(1,134 posts)... would be the ultimate religious buffoon, and Trump licker, Pasteurized Mark Burns!
47of74
(18,470 posts)Response to MineralMan (Original post)
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JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,379 posts)yorkie77
(87 posts)Watch him appoint Joel Osteen, who obviously has very little concern for those who are poor. Hope this does not happen.
MineralMan
(146,350 posts)But, we both had the same idea.
Rebl2
(13,587 posts)Cant stand Osteen. Hes no different than these other money grubbing tv preachers.
Shoonra
(523 posts)Joel Osteen is fabulously wealthy, with a truly palatial home, in the (IIRC) Houston, Texas area. He has an enormous church, that used to be a sports arena, that is filled two or three times every week.
For him to move to Washington to give 90-second prayers for just the Representatives in Congress, for civil service pay, is absurd.
MineralMan
(146,350 posts)Lucky Luciano
(11,267 posts)MineralMan
(146,350 posts)See the thread.
Lucky Luciano
(11,267 posts)It was actually hard to discern the truth of this OP!
MineralMan
(146,350 posts)LAS14
(13,791 posts)"Joel, my good friend, suggests that the road to a more prosperious America will come through even higher taxes on low-income citizens, who will benefit in the end, of course."
samplegirl
(11,522 posts)Last edited Sat Apr 28, 2018, 09:43 PM - Edit history (1)
Than follow a rich bullshit speaker like Osteen!
keithbvadu2
(37,035 posts)Judas got 30 pieces of silver, but just once, for selling Christ.
Pat Robertson, Joel Osteen and their ilk get millions of dollars repeatedly for selling Christ.
Judas was a fool for doing a one-time sale.