Full Oompa Loompa mode tonight, it seems

[NRaleighLiberal]

[MustLoveBeagles]

1. The Oompa Loompa's have washed their hands of him

He's a total embarrassment to them.

[Kirk Lover]

2. Oh yes....if he was going for extra orange tonight he most surely succeeded. nt

[lunasun]

3. He didn't listen to them !

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompa dah dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me
What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don’t you try simply reading a book?
Or could you just not bear to look?
You’ll get no
You’ll get no
You’ll get no
You’ll get no
You’ll get no commercials
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you’re not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompa dee do..
Maybe maybe the skin color is tied to a particular security alert level

[Poiuyt]

4. Those of you of a certain age might remember a tanning lotion named QT

It was guaranteed to give you a bright orange streaky tan

[Blaukraut]

5. Brian Williams, too. He's more orange than usual tonight n/t

[BlueStater]

6. There's his neck vagina again.

As disgusting on the outside as he is on the inside.