LOL! Cheeto's love child was with a housekeeper. Can't make this sh*t up!

[fleur-de-lisa]

MJ Lee @mj_lee (CNN) 2:37 PM - Apr 12, 2018

NEW: Trump doorman Dino Sajudin releases statement: "I was instructed not to criticize President Trump's former housekeeper due to a prior relationship she had with President Trump which produced a child.” (via @soniamoghe)

Link to tweet

[brooklynite]

1. "Only the little people pay child support"

[cstanleytech]

41. Do you to have a link stating he failed to do that or are you basing that

on his history of failing to honor his debts?

[paleotn]

67. Pretty safe assumption, I'd bet.

[cstanleytech]

78. Oh I am not going to argue with you there as he does have a habit of weaseling out.

[rzemanfl]

2. Didn't Arnold do the same thing? n/t

[fleur-de-lisa]

4. Yes he did.

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. Yes.

[rzemanfl]

8. Thanks GAT. n/t

[greatauntoftriplets]

9. You're welcome.

At least Schwarzenegger supported the kid, I doubt that Spanky does.

[dameatball]

11. Yes, and I think AS maintains a relationship with the child. Not sure about Trump.

[sarcasmo]

19. Maria left, let's see if Melania stays.

[cstanleytech]

43. Probably depends on what the prenup says.

[dixiegrrrrl]

51. Wait..how long ago was this??

Before or after he married Melania?

[Rorey]

76. I read it was in the late 80's

During his marriage to Ivana.

[jberryhill]

81. TFW when you have to ask which wife the president cheated on when he had a child

Would you have ever imagined asking such a question?

[Historic NY]

88. or from which country..

[dixiegrrrrl]

94. I blame television.

His supporters are thrilled to have someone like Trump who lives by the tv, and who gives a real life soap opera to relate to.
god knows he and they are not much for reading.
In fact, I have never ever met so many people who proudly say they "do not read much".
Which is the same as saying " I do not history much".

[JI7]

89. Maria also found out by just seeing the boy grow up and start to look like Arnold

[hlthe2b]

3. his supporters don't care, though I'd wonder if the more racist among them MIGHT IF...

there actually WAS a child and IF by some chance that child was mixed race. How DO they prioritize their bigotries?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Or if he'd insisted on or paid for an abortion.

[volstork]

48. They don't care about that.

Exhibit One: Scott DesJarlais

https://www.rollcall.com/news/politics/will-abortion-hypocrisy-haunt-scott-desjarlais-thursday-tennessee-primary

"During the 2012 general election, documents made public from DesJarlais' 2001 divorce proceedings revealed that the self-described "pro-life" physician encouraged his then-wife and a mistress (who was also a patient) to have abortions."

[Eliot Rosewater]

79. Xtian right hates women, black and gay people equally, but if they have to they will vote for

Black lesbian who smokes pot and swears like a sailor, if she promises to vote against Roe. or support presidents who will appoint SC who will change Roe, etc.

[LiberalLovinLug]

49. Bingo

I think that's perhaps, the one thing that his unwavering Christian right support might cause a weakening of. If they find proof that he paid for an abortion. Their whole, or main, reason they purport to prop him up, despite his atrocious behavior, is his nominating judges who have a clear anti-abortion stance. But then again, meh, as long as he keeps doing that, they don't give a fuck what he does or has done in his personal life.

They think they, or more specifically God through them, are doing their saviors work through a damaged vessel that God is using to create a Christian right theocracy in the USA.....even unbeknownst to Trump himself.

[DeminPennswoods]

62. Since we've never even heard a rumor about

a 6th child or child support payments or the housekeeper going quietly back to her homeland, etc, my bet is if he got her pregnant, she had an abortion. Trump might not be a billionaire, but he's got plenty of money. I can't believe neither she nor the child would've made a public claim on it by now. Of course if Cohen was the middleman fixer, the FBI probably grabbed a record of whatever was done/payments made.

[IluvPitties]

10. I am hoping the kid/adult is racially mixed.

Sweet irony...

[mercuryblues]

12. can you imagine if

the little traitor tots found out they had a AfAm or Mexican sibling.

[Ilsa]

16. Trumpers would declare that it proves

that IQ45 is not racially biased.

Yeah, right.

[LisaM]

55. I don't hope anything bad for the supposed child (if he or she exists)

It would be ironic if the housekeeper turned out to be an illegal immigrant, but even then, I can't see anything good (policy-wise) coming out of it. Trump's supporters don't seem to have any problem with immigration if it's his wives (or Mitch McConnell's wife, or probably a lot of other peoples' wives) for whatever complicated psychological justifications they have.

However, I hope he doesn't have any more kids, because the ones he acknowledges are already messed up and I can't imagine much worse than finding out Donald Trump is your father.

[thesquanderer]

60. I can guarantee it's mixed race. Half cheeto and half human. (n/t)

[DBoon]

13. his supporters would just call it fake news

more evidence of a deep state conspiracy against DJY

[MoonRiver]

15. And that's why Dog created DNA!

[DBoon]

26. DNA test labs are part of the deep state conspiracy

Alex Jones would say so.

[MoonRiver]

65. Well, ok then.

[NightWatcher]

5. It's called "pulling a Schwarzenegger".

You're home, the housekeeper is home, so....

[calimary]

21. LOL!

[hatrack]

14. Following in the all-American tradition of Strom Thurmond?

One wonders . . .

[marble falls]

17. Look how well it all worked out for Arnold Scwartznegger.

[DBoon]

28. It actually worked out fine for him

The existence of the love child was not made public until Arnold was out of office.

How many people knew and didn't say anything while he was governor?

[marble falls]

31. And he lost a pile to Maria, isn't office and has made only crap movies since.

Arnold Schwarzenegger could lose 200m in divorce

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/arnold-schwarzenegger-could-lose-200m-divorce-083000655.html

Arnold Schwarzenegger's divorce could cost him $200 million.


The 'Terminator' star split from wife Maria Shriver after 25 years earlier this month and she is now set to begin divorce proceedings against him following the revelation he fathered a child with their housekeeper Mildred 'Patty' Baena, and it is thought their assets - estimated between $200 and $400 million - could be divided evenly.


While the couple is believed to have a prenuptial agreement, because of the former Governor of California's infidelity and the length of the marriage, it could be voided.


Instead they would then have to split their net worth, as per Californian law.


Although Maria hasn't announced official divorce plans yet, she is believed to have hired top divorce lawyer Laura Wasser.


Meanwhile, Patty's ex-husband Rogelio Baena - who believed her son Joseph, now 13, was his child - has spoken of how betrayed he feels, particularly after the actor gave him "a big Judas hug," and told him "You must be so proud".


Rogelio - who divorced Patty two years ago - told the Daily Mirror newspaper: "I have been betrayed, and I'm shocked and very angry. I want to know what Mr. Schwarzenegger has to say for himself.


"We met many times and he always treated me as a friend - but he was lying. He has lied to me and he has lied to everyone. I feel like he has stuck a knife through my heart."


He also branded Patty - who has gone into hiding - a "snake," and said he will always feel like Joseph's father.

[askyagerz]

18. Makes sense.

As far as I can tell the man can not be alone with a woman without advancing on her.

[fleur-de-lisa]

20. I'm sorry, but the proper phrase is:

"move on her like a bitch."

[askyagerz]

34. Dumbest phrase ever...

Did he realize he was just calling himself a bitch. We know Donald.... We know...

[mercuryblues]

61. No he was comparing the

woman to a female dog. How he would come up behind her and simulate mounting her.

Which is why most women were appalled by him saying that.

Imagine having your back turned and a guy comes up behind you, wraps his arms around you and starts humping you. You can't get away. trump thinks that is perfectly fine to subject women to.

[askyagerz]

68. I know what he meant but he phrased it wrong

He should have said I moved on her like she was a bitch. But he phrased it like he was describing himself. Like if he would have said I moved on her like a stud. Right? English never was my strongest subject lol

[Yavin4]

44. This explains Mike Pence. n/t

[fleur-de-lisa]

22. "As always, the most unbelievable part of the story is that Trump actually paid someone."

LOLGOP @LOLGOP

As always, the most unbelievable part of the story is that Trump actually paid someone.

Link to tweet

[FakeNoose]

47. Well, it was probably Cohen who actually paid her

Just sayin'

[JDC]

23. Wonder if his supporters are worrying about housekeeper's skin tone

It shames me to think or ask that, but knowing how he plays to his base, a Hispanic woman might be in danger if her identity were revealed.

*I know not all housekeepers are Hispanic or of color.

[getagrip_already]

27. judging from trumps history....

She would need to be northern european, baltic, or at least lighter skinned.

He did hit on a venezualan miss america contestant, but she didn't look hispanic.

His maids were probably french or ukranian. Probably ukranian. She is probably not even in the country, and possibly not of this earth any longer.

[magicarpet]

39. Irish is okay.... many have blue eyes and blonde hair.

tRdump's white supremacists buddys would not make a fuss.

[JDC]

59. You are probably right.

[FakeNoose]

54. If it's this lady (in linked story) then she's formerly from Poland

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/02/02/trump-household-aide-government-job-386727

Another DUer mentioned this story about a guy who got an EPA job because his wife was a former housekeeper for the Trump family. Nothing is mentioned about a baby in this article but the guy and his wife emigrated from Poland, and live in New Jersey now. I guess we can put it together and connect the dots. Also, Pruitt would have given him the job, not Cheeto.

[JDC]

58. Interesting. Thanks.

[KTM]

24. President Costanza ??

Mr. Lippman: It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

Donald Costanza: Who said that?

Mr. Lippman: She did.

Donald Costanza: [pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

[fleur-de-lisa]

29. Ha ha ha!

[DeminPennswoods]

63. Maybe she got a raise, too.

nt

[Skittles]

86. LOL, LOVE that scene

[Lucky Luciano]

25. Another mulligan coming. nt

[lame54]

32. That's his name

[SHRED]

30. Just like Arnold.

[CTyankee]

33. Love Child, the Supremes...

[Vinca]

35. Imagine how many reporters are on the trail of this one.

Feel sorry for the kid. Hope it doesn't look like Don.

[BHDem53]

36. Poor kid.

[nolabear]

37. Oh I do hope she comes forward.

Protect the child. But I DO hope she gets something out of this. And we do...an impeachment would do nicely.

[Alwaysna]

38. I would not be shocked if...

He had an illigitmate daughter in Russia from the 80's that he unknowingly had sex with caught on tape by Putin people. Whatever Putin has on him , the pee pee tape isn't enough to shock anyone anymore. Maybe they have a tape of him agreeing to Putin's demands in exchange for election help. Doesn't sound any weirder than rumors of pizzagate .

[Bucky]

40. Anyone wanna take bets on which televangelist says Trump was just bringing her to the Lord

?

[Kingofalldems]

42. ....

"Are you one of my kids?"

[Chakaconcarne]

46. Holy Crap... that is hilarious!

[malaise]

53. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Howling with laughter

[xxqqqzme]

57. This is why I love DU.

There is always a crushingly hilarious take on some story.

[uponit7771]

70. THIS IS NOT RIGHT !!! lol

[Tatiana]

73. I'm DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for the laugh!

[Chakaconcarne]

45. Is this a joke?

is it the same person that was paid $30k?

[LittleGirl]

50. Poor kid is having the worst day

when he finds out IQ45 is his father. puke.

[Major Nikon]

52. The doorman isnt that reliable

The bigger story is why was he paid.

[jberryhill]

83. Yep

Weird thing that AMI insiders say they couldn’t verify it. Unless the story would hit some other third rail, it’s hard to imagine why they’d pay $30k. Maybe “partly true” as to the sex?

[revmclaren]

56. Could be one of the many reasons

tRump doesn't want to release his tax returns. Child support payments would shine out like a beacon.



Only 2018 - 2020

[jberryhill]

84. Kid wouldnt be a child for quite some time now.

At best, the kid would have turned 18 in 2007 if born “in the 80’s”

[cungar2000]

64. I've always been attracted to cleaning women

[underpants]

66. Did it turn out better than Jr. and Eric?

[uponit7771]

69. Red Don is shameless, he'd choke the child to death in the middle of Time Square then blame Obama

... and his followers would want Obama impeached.

[shanti]

71. It's funny

that the same thing happened with Schwartzengroper, because I like to think both his and Trump's election was an aberration. It struck me with the same kind of dread and disgust. I thought it couldn't happen again...but was dead wrong.

[Izzy Blue]

72. Might as well throw this into the madness

"Husband Of Former Trump Household Staffer Now An EPA Official ..."

snip

"Kopec, who used to run his home improvement business, Steve’s Tools in Motion, from his Jersey home, is married to Dagmara Kopec, who used to work in the Trumps’ New York home, Politico reports. Both are from Poland."


https://www.huffingtonpost.com/.../husband-of-former-trump-household-worker-now...
Feb 3, 2018 - Steve Kopec knows "customer service" and "team building," says his boss.

[grantcart]

74. Does this child qualify for Secret Service Protection?

[poboy2]

75. Maybe he's in Russia as a hostage/for blackmail.-nt

[grantcart]

77. Whatever the situation isn't the Secret Service required to get to the bottom of this.

[poboy2]

80. TRUE! That is actually true...and IF true... lulz-nt

[jberryhill]

85. Yes but only Secret Secret Service Protection

[dlk]

82. Shades of Arnold Schwarzenegger!

What's up with these guys impregnating their housekeepers? (No pun intended)

[kskiska]

87. Miss Housekeeping?

How convenient.

[oberliner]

90. Zero evidence of this being true by the way

[MrsCoffee]

93. Well the guy did supposedly pass a polygraph test, lol.

[no_hypocrisy]

91. Wow, Trump was cheating on Ivana and Marla at the same time.

What a cad!