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If you think your week sucks a bunch of kids are about to find out Donald Trump is their real dad on the news
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https://www.apnews.com/f37ecfc4710b468db6a103a245146172
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Mme. Defarge
(8,061 posts)backtoblue
(11,347 posts)This is the funniest shit EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)they do not inherit that ugly tRump mouth, and no chin like the older "kids". Unless of course there is plenty of $$$ for cosmetic surgery like Ivanka had.
ProudProgressiveNow
(6,129 posts)njhoneybadger
(3,910 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)Take those lemons and make lemonade!
AllyCat
(16,260 posts)It's not their fault this happened to them.
paleotn
(18,012 posts)..and granted, this is juvenile, but doesn't the Enquirer's publisher have the perfect last name?
Duppers
(28,132 posts)Pecker. Yep.
magicarpet
(14,203 posts)moonseller66
(430 posts)Wouldn't that be "Dick Pecker" to his "closest friends?"
aggiesal
(8,952 posts)Dick
or
Pecker
He would never know if you're insulting him.
FakeNoose
(32,877 posts)Besides that, National Enquirer is rabidly pro-Trump - on a par with Faux News.
Just sayin'
CelticWinter
(1,399 posts)Initech
(100,132 posts)Oh wait - they're just like him. Compulsive serial fornicators and women abusers who have been divorced multiple times.
Iggo
(47,587 posts)Initech
(100,132 posts)"For I layeth down with multiple partners and you sayeth I get thine mulligan even though thine good book sayeth I will burn in eternal hell fire!"
Iggo
(47,587 posts)underpants
(183,006 posts)They are extremely patriarchal
TalenaGor
(1,104 posts)gibraltar72
(7,517 posts)Hassler
(3,395 posts)TygrBright
(20,777 posts)MoonRiver
(36,926 posts)DFW
(54,498 posts)I think I hear a Peter Piper tongue twister revision coming on
Different Drummer
(7,674 posts)underpants
(183,006 posts)democratisphere
(17,235 posts)rpannier
(24,350 posts)They're going to require a lawyer.
To get the money they're owed in back child support