trump to Send National Guard Troops to Kansas
trump learned last night in a documentary that there was a 12 year-old girl that was lost and possibly abducted in the aftermath of a tornado in Kansas. Also missing is her cairn terrier dog who the family said the two were inseparable.
It is likely the girl and the dog ended up at a strange costume party. She was last seen leaving with three men; one of them dressed in a scarecrow outfit, one was dressed as a lion and the other costumed in a rather crude robot outfit. Reportedly they had a very contentious confrontation with a middle-aged woman who was dressed as a witch. The woman made some wild claims about wanting revenge for the theft by the girl of some special red shoes.
trump believes drugs may be involved because reportedly the girl talked about a legion of short people giving her directions of a destination to help her and a flock of flying simians hampering her and her friends on their travels. Although trump is not sure of the validity of these claims, he is open to sending in the Air Force, if necessary if the simians are actually Mexicans that crossed the border into the United States illegally.
trump says he wants to send in the troops to find the girl and her dog along with helping restore order to storm ravaged Kansas. trump also wants to talk to another younger woman that tried to help the girl. trump believes the woman is a Republican but he said reports that she is a witch is fake news. trump also wants Homeland Security to talk with another man who left the costume party in a hot air balloon.
trump also called out what he calls, the unpopular CNN and MSNBC and other TV news outlets, the failing Washington Post and lying New York Times for dismissing this threat as fiction. He also lambasted the Democrats in Congress for doing nothing to help him find the girl and bringing those responsible to justice. "We need to elect more Republicans to help me with this." trump repeatedly said. He is awaiting any reports and updates he can get from Sean Hannity and Fox & Friends regarding this crisis situation.
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