Describe mitt with one word, I'll start!

[yortsed snacilbuper]

panderer!

[spanone]

1. vacuous

[Major Hogwash]

2. Limp.

I can't wait for him to get "unzipped".

[MrSlayer]

3. Factotum

Lackey
Toady
Punk

[NYC_SKP]

4. frothy!

[Warpy]

5. Clueless.

[Buns_of_Fire]

6. Twit.

That's what he gets with not just sticking with "Willard," which is a lot harder to rhyme to.

[reformist2]

26. I googled "vacuous clueless twit", and guess whose pic was first! lol

[Aerows]

53. Yep

I checked, and he and Ann are first!

[HarveyDarkey]

127. Disingenuous

[Harry Monroe]

7. shapeshifter

[Nye Bevan]

8. Etch-a-Sketch

[MrsBrady]

9. dufus n/t

[Panasonic]

10. Asshats

Nothing but asshats.

[Yeah Its Spin]

11. WIMP

[pscot]

12. He lies

[teddy51]

13. Fuckwad!

[pinboy3niner]

14. Supercilious

[Marie Marie]

15. Plastic

[nc4bo]

16. Grifter. nt

[Bobbie Jo]

17. Oblivious.

[I Make Sure]

18. Smarmy

[smirkymonkey]

134. That was my first choice too.

Welcome to DU!

[Heather MC]

173. Mine too!

[KarenS]

19. narcissist n/t

[thelordofhell]

20. cheap........

........lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit

I think that's one word

[Atman]

21. ****

[Yeah Its Spin]

22. Borat

[goclark]

23. Sociopath

http://www.sociopathicstyle.com/traits/classic.htm

[Revlon10]

99. "Sociopath" Ding, ding, ding, ding.......

Ding, ding, ding, ding.......we have a winner.

[grasswire]

24. dullard n/t

[Stinky The Clown]

25. Liar

[lob1]

48. Liar was my first choice, too.

[young_at_heart]

27. Phony

[Blue Owl]

28. Salesdouche.

n/t

[dickthegrouch]

29. Disastrous

[mia]

30. pretentious

[pepperbear]

31. Gatsby.

[awoke_in_2003]

89. I wouldnt say that...

He had emotions. When the woman he loved fucked up, he was going to take the fall for her. If mitt is anyone in that story, it is Tom. Gatsby loved to a fault.

[coalition_unwilling]

96. Plus, Gatsby was a self-made man, not a winner of the sperm lottery like Mitt. Kudos to

you for calling attention to the parallel between Mitt and Tom. I actually think of Mitt as more like Milo Minderbinder (of Catch-22 fame). Mitt would definitely have paid the Germans to bomb us if it would produce profits for the Enterprise.

[awoke_in_2003]

140. Thanks for reminding me...

that I need to re-read Catch-22. I read it once three years ago, it was great. I love how at first you think Yossarian is crazy, but slowly realize he is the only sane one in the bunch. If you haven't read Closing Time, the sequel to 22, don't. I read it right afterwards. It is a severe let down. I even contemplated burning it, but I could never bring myself to burn a book. I gave it to the guy who let me borrow Catch-22- it is his burden now

[coalition_unwilling]

143. Orr is also sane and may be heading towards Sweden. So is Doc Daneeka. My favorite

Heller novel after C-22 is God Knows, a hilarious sendup of 1&2 Samuel, told in the voice of a David who is able to see far into the future (comparing hmself favorably with Shakespeare, among other, for poetic skills) and who is always having to curb the Napoleonic ambitions of one of his generals (whose name I forget - Joab?). Agree with you 100% about Closing Time.

[awoke_in_2003]

147. Yeah, you're right...

Orr acted crazy to aid in his getaway.

[Gregorian]

32. Unpresidential

[Danmel]

33. Imperious

[jillan]

34. Snob.

[moxie.lu]

35. jerk

[limpyhobbler]

36. unfuckingbelievable

[TroglodyteScholar]

37. Wrong. n/t

[Zoeisright]

38. Hollow

[MNBrewer]

171. +1

[donco]

39. Socialpath

[VPStoltz]

40. TWIT!

[MrMickeysMom]

41. Detached...

(from reality)

[chollybocker]

42. Lunkhead.

[ThoughtCriminal]

43. Loser!

[AsahinaKimi]

44. Baka

....You knew I was gonna say that, didn't you?

[Loki]

45. Pretentious

phony.

[UnrepentantLiberal]

46. Criminal

[footinmouth]

47. Lame

[Oilwellian]

49. Vacuous n/t

[DJ13]

50. Aristocrat

[applegrove]

51. Empty

[unblock]

52. overprivileged

[Aerows]

54. Arrogant n/t

[Speck Tater]

55. Hollow. nt

[MannyGoldstein]

56. Bully

Or more fully, "trust fund bully"

[demwing]

57. Mormon

[Arctic Dave]

58. Destructive.

[caveat_imperator]

59. Fascist

"Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power." -- Benito Mussolini

Pretty much what Mittens and his puppet masters want.

[Indianademocrat91]

60. Kochsucker n/t

[limpyhobbler]

66. win!

[aquart]

61. Entitled.

[Occulus]

62. Kakistocrat.

[Fumesucker]

63. Scrofulous..

[Mnemosyne]

64. Insipid

[ailsagirl]

65. Heartless

[RedStateLiberal]

67. Republican't

[Rowdyboy]

68. I was going with "wanker" until I discovered "fuckwit"....

As in...

1. fuckwit: A person who is not only lacking in clue but is apparently unable or unwilling to acquire clue even when handed it on a plate in generous portions.

[dmr]

69. Frontman

[kag]

70. Waste...

as in...of skin, of oxygen, of space.

And of so much American blood, sweat and tears if he's elected.

[Jamaal510]

71. Wannabe King of America.

[Raster]

72. Asshole.

[ailsagirl]

73. Cavalier

[TeamPooka]

74. Puppet

[DrewFlorida]

75. Vulture!

[ailsagirl]

76. Dumkopf

[Segami]

77. WEASEL!

[Vestigial_Sister]

78. flaccid

[Scootaloo]

79. Smeghead

[chknltl]

95. I have a Smeg-Head T shirt with Holly's face pictured...

For eight years, I kept that shirt on a lifesized cardboard version of President bush. Only after President Obama took office did I finally actually wear it myself.

[hauweg]

80. Moran!

[chknltl]

81. WINNER

And here to present the award is Mr. Dan Rowan and Mr. Dick Martin

[Iggo]

82. Dogroof.

[Aviation Pro]

83. Douchenozzle....

....

[JoeInNy]

84. Robotic

[Kablooie]

85. Inorganic.

[bitchkitty]

86. Sexless.

Seriously, a crotch like that of a Ken doll.

[sheldon]

87. shitt

[DRoseDARs]

88. Also-ran

[appleannie1]

90. blank

[jberryhill]

91. Creepy

[LeftishBrit]

92. Idiot.

[jimlup]

93. Ass-clown

[Skidmore]

94. craven

[coalition_unwilling]

97. Conman (that may actually be two words) - n/t

[Jack Rabbit]

98. Elitist

[Festivito]

100. icky

as though there is this slime that sticks between your fingers

[liberal N proud]

101. Stiff

[Kalidurga]

102. Prancer

but, not the good kind. He is the kind that loves dancing horses, but acts like it's something shameful. Goes to the salon to get his hair done, then messes it up so he doesn't look too feminine. The kind of guy who has his suits neatly pressed then balls them up to wrinkle them so he doesn't look to GQ, cause neatly pressed suits are too metrosexual. He is the kind of guy who knows what the color puce is, but pretends he doesn't. He is the kind of guy who would order cheesy grits to try to fit in. Mitt is the kind of guy who would go to a ball game any sport when it does nothing but cause him pain, just so he can look manly. He is the kind of guy who doesn't understand why people would wear a poncho to a Nascar event. Mitt is the kind of guy who would have his shoes shined and then scuff them up to make it look like he has been walking evne though he is driven everywhere and doesn't have to step out anywhere that might get his shoes scuffed. Mitt is the kind of guy who will pretend he doesn't know what a doughnut is to one crowd, but will joke about cops living on them. Mitt is the kind of guy that will talk macho, but will run at the first sign of any kind of confrontation, especially a verbal one. Especially a confrontation he will lose.

[coalition_unwilling]

130. Allen Ginsburg ("Howl") has met his match. Bravo! - n/t

[Vinca]

103. slippery

[my2sense]

104. obtuse

[Capt. Obvious]

105. Baneful

[Flashmann]

106. Buffoon

If already used,replace with shitstain.....

[polichick]

107. republicon

[Lefta Dissenter]

109. Even-Palin-Was-Picked-First

[catbyte]

110. Replicant

[TheCowsCameHome]

111. Phony

[deutsey]

112. Narcissist

[skip fox]

113. manikin

[WilliamPitt]

114. Derp

[marked50]

115. Wazzock

[hack89]

116. Dweb. nt

[tk2kewl]

117. puppet

[CrispyQ]

118. Entitled.

He really believes it's his turn for the presidency - that he deserves it because of his wealth & biz experience.

[HopeHoops]

119. Dipshit.

[Special Prosciuto]

120. pecksniffian

[EnviroBat]

121. Vapid.

[hifiguy]

122. Fraudulent.

In every way it is possible for a human being to be.

[1-Old-Man]

123. Dangerous

[We are Devo]

124. Daft

[Gregorian]

125. MITTASTROPHE!

[Shankapotomus]

126. Treeist

Apparently, not all trees are equal to this guy.

[Graybeard]

128. Shallow.

[Liberal_in_LA]

129. secretive

[Liberal_in_LA]

131. secretive

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

132. plop

[yortsed snacilbuper]

133. Nincompoop

[smirkymonkey]

135. Great list we have going here!

[Change has come]

136. Smarmy

[TripleKatPad]

137. demagogic

[Rosa Luxemburg]

138. Klutz

sycophant

[TNLib]

139. Conman

nt

[Coexist]

141. patrician

[Z_I_Peevey]

142. Snide

Snidely, as in Whiplash

[mia]

144. petulant

[flamingdem]

145. opportunist

[frogmarch]

146. clone

Hugh Marlowe, 50s movie actor

[Special Prosciuto]

148. flatulent...

and coprophagic.

[Avalux]

149. CONtrivance.

[southernyankeebelle]

150. Soul less

[patrice]

151. royal

[darkangel218]

152. Dorkus

[lanlady]

153. chameleon

(no offense to lizards)

[Raine]

154. INSECURE. nt

[liberallibral]

155. Android

I seriously think the man has zero emotions...

[otohara]

156. Liar

tells more lies than most people.

[MarianJack]

157. As I've said in another thread...

...STOOOPID!!!!!

PEACE!

[backscatter712]

158. Psychopath!

[indie9197]

159. POMPOUS

and not the "pomposity of love"

[indie9197]

162. STEPFORD

[Laura PourMeADrink]

160. ANAL

[GoCubsGo]

161. Crook

[sarcasmo]

163. Wazzock!

[Brewinblue]

164. Fake

In every sense of the word, a fake!

[Pisces]

165. Pinnochio ( wooden liar)

[ejbr]

166. MENDACIOUS N/T

[Ineeda]

167. Poo-poo-head

and the 165 nasty names before this one. Good job folks.

[Freddie]

168. Execrable

Meaning "loathsome" but the word is also related to "excrement"

[AnnieBW]

169. Robot

[eShirl]

170. splat

[burrowowl]

172. Evil

[No DUplicitous DUpe]

174. Crook nt

[No DUplicitous DUpe]

175. I love this thread, so I'm kicking it again! nt

[MFM008]

176. asshat

[OSPREYXIV]

177. Coprophage

Is "drieddogshit" one word?

[JB126]

178. Greasy

[BainsBane]

179. Empty

[MarianJack]

180. Stupid

[Bucky]

181. cuddly

Sorry, guys. I'm just a sucker for a pretty face.

[MarianJack]

182. Malarky!!!!!

[Uben]

183. 4 letter word, begins with "s" and ends with "t"

with a big "HI" in the middle!

[BainsBane]

184. mannequin