The Moron is on a new diet...another reason for his temper tantrums.

[BigmanPigman]

He has just replaced his burgers with soup (Campbell's Soup in TIN cans?) so not only is Mueller making him meaner, but being without his 2,600 cal a day lunch is not helping to improve his mood. I wonder what it will take to start a war? No "two scoops" for his just desserts any longer?

https://goo.gl/images/bYMGdm

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Soup cans are made of steel with a thin layer of tin,

so Dolt 45's soup is going to get more expensive soon.

[BigmanPigman]

3. Wilbur Ross says it is no big deal

and I always believe everything he tells me.
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/03/02/wilbur-ross-tariffs-are-nbd-but-campbells-says-cans-will-cost-more.html

The Moron is also eating salads with the soup, so I expect the tantrums to get even worse. "Eeewww, yucky veggies".

[emulatorloo]

2. I thought his doctor said he was super-fit?

[BigmanPigman]

4. That is a different doctor than the one that gave him speed for

years to help his "metabolism". AKA FAT ASS!
https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=10309218

[Initech]

5. He needs to remember to put the lid down after he flushes.

Being full of shit that long I can imagine that it's going to be evil in the WH bathroom afterward!

[guillaumeb]

6. The one gallon size can?

[Blue Owl]

9. Institution size

as in mental institution

[Texasgal]

7. Ol' Spambo obviously

needs to shed some flab! This is his only way of doing it! Screwing everyone else in the process!

[Takket]

8. That's odd. We were told by his exam Doctor he was in exceptional health

Why would a person in perfect health start a diet?

[Golden Raisin]

10. Soup followed by an entire box of Mallomars.

[HipChick]

11. I doubt he's on a new diet....more BS stories being spun out

Are folks really trying to validate an unstable person by believing this BS?

[FSogol]

12. Trump diet? Fake news!

I'll never believe it.