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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThings we'd love to hear from Mitt in the Holyland
Sure, your biblical sites are nice, but you should come to Missouri and see the real Garden of Eden.
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Things we'd love to hear from Mitt in the Holyland (Original Post)
NightWatcher
Jul 2012
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KaryninMiami
(3,073 posts)1. Any other deceased Jewish/Israeli heroes you'd like us to baptize?
Want to be sure all of "your people" don't have a problem getting into heaven.
Blue Meany
(1,947 posts)2. All the descendants of the "lost tribes" should have the right
of return to the Holy Land.
eissa
(4,238 posts)3. Those matzo balls don't look homemade to me
What, you should want me to eat matzo balls from the 7-11? Oy vey!
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)4. What's this orange stuff you put on my bagel?
Erose999
(5,624 posts)5. Where do you get your felafel around here? Do you go to sheets or WaWa's?
nolabear
(42,001 posts)6. So, this is the Land of Milk and Money!
Tom Ripley
(4,945 posts)8. "Did ya know that my crazyass cult teaches that your people immigrated to North America thousands...
of years ago and became Native Americans?"
"Oh, and you guys are using the term 'gentiles' incorrectly"