"Corporations are people, my friend."
The kind of people who will give your job away to someone overseas and rape your community. The kind of people who don't care about your community because they don't live anywhere close to your community. In fact, they're the kind of people who are in your community only because you offer them an opportunity to make a buck. Once you no longer offer them the profit margins they desire, they're the kind of people who say, "fuck you very much" and are off to their new community. The kind of people who smile, shake your hand, call you, "my friend" and then shank you and try to convince you that it was for your own good. Yeah, the kind of people who will shit on you for a buck.
Corporations may be people, but they are vampire zombies--dead, blood-sucking creatures who ape actual humans.
