From one very stable genius to another, I have some advice for President Trump: Resign immediately.
I feel you. Those small, petty, non-billionaire losers who attack you are not worthy of your brilliance. They dont deserve the benefit of your intellect, your strength, your devastating good looks. Take your dazzling brain and your normal-size hands and go home. Let the ungrateful wretches suffer. Let them see how they like their precious little democracy without you. They dont deserve Ivanka or Jared or Junior or Eric, either. Most of the complainers dont even have glamorous fashion-model third wives. Sad!
The whiners in the Fake News Media lack your genius for language. In their so-called stories, they never mention that youve taught family members and high-ranking White House aides to communicate in a new language you devised as an improvement on standard English. In Trump administration genius-speak, the president is a moron clearly means our Dear Leader is doing a magnificent job. But will the Failing New York Times or the Amazon Washington Post report that? Not likely.
The losers totally fail to appreciate your advanced, post-literate techniques for processing complex information. They still have to rely on primitive methods such as reading and listening and thinking. They dont understand as you and I do, and as Aristotle surely would that the best way to analyze a problem is to free-associate in an angry nonstop monologue while Fox News blares from a flat-screen on the wall.