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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forumstrump needs a New Year 'makeover'
He is always judging women. So, I have several comments to make about the way he looks.
1. CUT your slicked back hair. Your style dates back to the days of the 'Fonz', and went out with the Doo Wop. It is not only so out of fashion, but you look sloppy with your hair on your collar and side burns so long they wrap around the back of your fat head. BTW your hair color has been off lately, too dark compared to what it was.
2. GO ON A DIET. You are getting so fat it is embarrassing to the US. No wonder you need a whole truck to block the media from getting pics of you at your golf course. Maybe we can watch you as you workout - youtube it - not to shame you or anything, for your own good
3. GET A NEW SUIT. You look like a limo driver, form a funeral. Dark, baggy, sloppy, long, jacket and long baggy pants ... do you and Kim have the same tailor? And your red tie, barf, magagagagah, barf .... so long it tickles your nether regions, all day ... maybe that's the point. Your uniform is getting as boring as Melania pretending to know what the hell is going on.
RKP5637
(67,112 posts)Miigwech
(3,741 posts)RKP5637
(67,112 posts)Miigwech
(3,741 posts)Siwsan
(26,295 posts)He thinks because his head is pretty much all covered with that architectural wonder of a hairstyle, he still has a full head of hair. I have no doubt when he looks in the mirror, this is the image he sees:
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bdamomma
(63,923 posts)does or does his mirror talk to him???? who's the meanest of all???
Aristus
(66,467 posts)'Dresses like a limo driver.'
My brother is general manager for a successful Seattle limousine company, and he makes sure his drivers are all very presentable. He sets the example by wearing affordable, but well-tailored suits.
On all other points, +100.
Miigwech
(3,741 posts)Aristus
(66,467 posts)Buns_of_Fire
(17,197 posts)CrispyQ
(36,527 posts)Nicely done! He should heed their advice!
pangaia
(24,324 posts)RandomAccess
(5,210 posts)4. Go soak your head.
Staph
(6,253 posts)It's a simple rule -- when you are standing, the suit is buttoned (but not the bottom button, unless it's a double-breasted suit. Avoid double-breasted suits - you don't have the build for it!). As you sit down, unbutton the suit.
See -- it's so simple even a Trump could do it!
Buns_of_Fire
(17,197 posts)Far easier to just have his suits made of that stretchy material so he doesn't have to try to remember anything. Otherwise, he'd be undoing his belt when he sits down (like he does at meals), and then buttoning his jacket when he stands up, totally forgetting that his pants have now dropped to his ankles and he's standing there with his mammoth ass exposed to the world. Sort of like Cabinet meetings or when republican congresscritters drop by.
Iahotdog
(119 posts)We call that polishing a turd, you can clean it up and polish it all day long. In the end it's still a turd.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)His ugliness radiates from within his soul. He could be brought up to date on the outside, but inside he will always be hideous.
BigmanPigman
(51,632 posts)The loose bottom dentures is scary looking (or should I say SCARIER looking?).
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)1. His hair is his signature, his trademark, his one distinguishing feature. If he cut his hair, he would lose his entire base within days.
2. Real men don't diet. They wear girdles.
3. What's wrong with getting suits from Men's Warehouse for $200 a dozen?