Americans Still Re-adjusting to Christmas After Living 8 Years Under Sharia Law

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http://thehardtimes.net/culture/americans-still-re-adjusting-christmas-living-8-years-sharia-law/

AMERICA — Americans across the nation are struggling to remember their previous holiday traditions as they prep for their first Christmas season after eight years of strict Sharia Law, citizens confirmed this morning.

“It’s an unusual feeling,” said Edward Shine, a 46-year-old fireman in Ohio. “I still faintly remember celebrating Christmas when I was younger, but after the tyrannical rule of Obama, it’s hard to recall what we were doing all the way back in 2008.”

Red-blooded American patriots lost their holiday traditions after former President Barack Obama took the oath of office and immediately signed an executive order suspending the Constitution, declaring War on Christmas, and instituting Sharia Law.

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“It’s reassuring to have leaders in the White House like Trump and Mike Pence,” said Shine. “We finally have non-reactionary, open-minded individuals whose only concerns are the best interest of the working class and traditional, American family values.”

Edit to add: (Just in case it's not evident by reading the damn thing...)

[Bettie]

2. Because it is

satire...you knew that, right?

[monmouth4]

3. Honestly I did not, poor taste that it is. I shall delete..TY n/t

[Bettie]

4. Things are so weird these days

it is honestly hard to tell what is satire and what is real sometimes!

I know people who do believe that they, as white, male, Christians, are persecuted.

[Hortensis]

5. People who don't understand this

Haven't had to listen to idiot neighbors rant about living under sharia law, Obama derangement, etc.