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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe New Yorker: Trump Talk: Your Translation Guide
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/trump-talk-your-translation-guide"Its gonna be huge.
It will be flashy and tacky.
Its gonna be so huge.
It will be flashy and tacky, with gold lettering.
Its gonna be incredible.
I havent thought about itits in the future.
Its gonna be fantastic.
I briefly thought about it, but will forget about it once my circadian rhythm resets.
Its gonna be terrific.
Ive passed it along to Congress, so blame them when it fails.
Experts say .?.?.
Sean Hannity said . . .
Everyones saying .?.?.
Someone in the Fox News comments section said .?.?.
Ive been hearing .?.?.
Bannon told me .?.?.
Ive been seeing .?.?.
Ivanka showed me .?.?.
A lot of people.
Me.
Women.
Blondes.
Nasty women.
Women whose blondness has been revoked due to: a) childbirth; b) middle age; c) policy knowledge and/or general knowledge; d) court settlements; e) high-heel abstinence
Americans.
People in states that voted for me.
People.
White people.
Fine people.
White supremacists.
It will be flashy and tacky.
Its gonna be so huge.
It will be flashy and tacky, with gold lettering.
Its gonna be incredible.
I havent thought about itits in the future.
Its gonna be fantastic.
I briefly thought about it, but will forget about it once my circadian rhythm resets.
Its gonna be terrific.
Ive passed it along to Congress, so blame them when it fails.
Experts say .?.?.
Sean Hannity said . . .
Everyones saying .?.?.
Someone in the Fox News comments section said .?.?.
Ive been hearing .?.?.
Bannon told me .?.?.
Ive been seeing .?.?.
Ivanka showed me .?.?.
A lot of people.
Me.
Women.
Blondes.
Nasty women.
Women whose blondness has been revoked due to: a) childbirth; b) middle age; c) policy knowledge and/or general knowledge; d) court settlements; e) high-heel abstinence
Americans.
People in states that voted for me.
People.
White people.
Fine people.
White supremacists.
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The New Yorker: Trump Talk: Your Translation Guide (Original Post)
geardaddy
Dec 2017
OP
The more someone tries to explain he's telling the truth, the more suspicious
Wednesdays
Dec 2017
#10
treestar
(82,383 posts)1. those were funny
German Hillary!
They are good, aren't they?!
C_U_L8R
(45,027 posts)2. "Believe me"
"I'm lying"
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)5. That one should definitely be on the list.
Wednesdays
(17,453 posts)10. The more someone tries to explain he's telling the truth, the more suspicious
It even happens in the Bible:
1 Timothy 2, vs. 7
"... And for this purpose I was appointed a herald and an apostle--I am telling the truth, I am not lying..."
Whoa there, Paul, I don't think Timothy was about to accuse you of anything!
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)3. Hilarious! Thanks for posting!
"Hes a good kid.
I dont like his beta-male looks and behavior, but both Ivana and the paternity test say hes my son."
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)6. You're welcome!
I saw this and thought, "I have to post this on DU!"
world wide wally
(21,757 posts)7. Pretty accurate!
syringis
(5,101 posts)8. Thank you Geardaddy
Of course MAGA.
Well, definitions are declinable following the subject matter...
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)9. You're welcome!