Today's Tiedrich rant: the Dipshit Brigade comes to town to carry water for Donald Trump [View all]
Link:
https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/the-dipshit-brigade-comes-to-town
Michael Cohen came to court yesterday to nail Little Donny Fuckface to the wall. he was cool, calm and collected. he brought all the receipts. he described how micromanager Trump was involved in every step of the scheme to conceal the hush money payments. Cohen explained how he funneled the payments through a shell company. he described how Trumps only goal was to preserve his presidential campaign Donny didnt give one fuck about Melanias feelings.
Donald Trump doesnt have any receipts. what the narcoleptic fart factory does have, however, is a dog-and-pony show one that features a rotating cast of flunkies willing to stand in front of a camera and whine about unfairly Dear Leader is being treated.
thats right, Donny has turned his trial into a version of
The Apprentice where Republican hopefuls compete to see who can most deeply kiss Dear Leaders ass. yesterdays competitors were failed football coach
Tommy Tuberville, and the latte-sipping Hamptons hanger-on who pretends to be some kind of hillbilly savant,
JD Vance.
here are two clips in which head-trauma poster boy Foghorn Leghorn feigns outrage over the fact that a criminal defendant is being treated like a criminal defendant.
first of all, Im disappointed in the courtroom. Im hearing Mr. Trump, Mr. Trump. he is former president Trump. give him some respect. I mean, thats what that place is in there. no respect. heres what Im seeing too, it is depressing. that courtroom is depressing. this is New York City. the icon of our country, and we got a courtroom thats the most depressing thing Ive ever been in.
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This rant continues with clips from Tuberville and Vance, who had no business grandstanding to the TV cameras outside a courthouse in New York City. Don't you guys have a job to do in Washington? Oh right, kissing Chump's ass is Job #1.
In addition Jeff Tiedrich has some great comments on Michael Cohen's testimony yesterday. It's worth a click to read the rest on Tiedrich's blog
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