Arizona prosecutors can't find Rudy Giuliani. Here's where he may be - CNN

[TexasTowelie]

CNN's John Miller breaks down his exclusive reporting about Rudy Giuliani's whereabouts. CNN's Kaitlan Collins discusses with author Andrew Kirtzman.

[marble falls]

1. At the Four Seasons, shoveling manure when he isn't taking break at the Fantasy Island sex shop next door.

[AllyCat]

2. Giuliani looks jaundiced.

He doesn’t look well.

[2naSalit]

3. Just follow...

The skid marks.

[Traurigkeit]

4. I wish wish wish that a Bondsman gets Rudi. It'll be a grand takedown against the sidewalk

[sheshe2]

5. He is under the house!

[usonian]

6. He's at a cantina in Arizona, right under their noses.

Problem is that they were using facial recognition to search for him.

[Old Crank]

7. Should go to plan C

Put out the arrest warrant. Then hold him in a cell until he can be extradited. Its a criminal matter. Will give him lots of time to do his required budget papers.

[JoseBalow]

8. Offer a $25* reward for turning him in

*Amazon gift card

[gordianot]

9. I would look in Russia.

Maybe they supplied him an apartment and pension for Services rendered. He should fit in well after all, he’s just another retired alcoholic.

[orange jar]

10. Sorry but

I just imagine him running from the law like this:

[Mr. Evil]

11. Where else would Rudy be?

South Beach!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

12. Rudy got served at his birthday party

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[LetMyPeopleVote]

13. Rudy Giuliani's process server SANG Happy Birthday to him. And then served him.

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